I take it there's no Slomin's Shield installed at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I was so-so on this two-parter for it's utterly ridiculous plot (come on, why would General Juma put himself in this situation, personally invading the White House? Not even Idi Amin would try that!) but then the very last scen...

Since so much of Season 7 takes place in the White House, wouldn't it be amusing (or "absurd") to imagine Aaron Sorkin returning to his "West Wing" roots to write tonight's episode of "24"? Too much political cross-breeding, you say? Bah! We're doing this for comedy's sake. Enjoy! Jack Bauer enters ...

Filed under: OpEd, 24, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S07E09) "Whatever it takes, I want that son of a bitch found." - President Taylor I'm not trying to suggest that this season of 24 has been bad so far (the hiatus alone made it better than it arguably is), but this was truly the first really grea...

All hail Aaron Pierce! Now, onto the not-so-awesome things from tonight's episode (namely everything not involving Aaron Pierce). 1) Ike "E-kay" Dubaku is a virgin-- it's the only rationale I can come up with that would explain his stupid puppy-love for Marika the cute (but not dazzling) lasagna-sli...

You know the drill- we take pictures and twist the context into something insane. This week, in light of Valentine's Day, we have a vignette that Haley helped to inspire: President Taylor and the First Gentlemen each are planning something special for their significant other. That's where things go ...

Okay, now this is 24! 1) Horrific acts of terror: Terrorist Dubaku (the Wookie) decided it was time to finally act on his promises of death and mayhem by causing the mid-air collision of two airplanes over Washington, D.C. What did President Taylor do in response? Well... 2) Ass-Kicking President: A...

The Jack Sack's tradition of translating "24" into fun adventures for the whole family continues! "Honey, maybe we can stay in tonight and rent a movie. I really want to see 'The Love Guru.'""Roger, I can order a tactical nuke strike at any given moment for no reason at all. Are you sure you want to...

Filed under: OpEd, 24, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S07E04) "I'm not with anyone until someone starts answering some questions." - Jack As great as it is getting early screeners for a show, believe it or not, there's actually one caveat - especially when you're writing reviews. It forces you to ch...

[UPDATE]- I know many of you are wondering "Where's Chloe?"- worry not, she is definitely going to appear in Season 7. In fact, I hear she has a very interesting role this time around- you will not be disappointed. I'll have something more "Jack Sack-ish" up in a little while, but I wanted to chime ...

Filed under: OpEd, 24, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S07E02) "What the hell happened to you?" - Jack Two hours in and I've gotta say - this might be the best ensemble cast that 24 has had yet. Cherry Jones and Colm Feore are just great as the President and First Gentleman. Annie Wersching and Jeffr...