Just like the color of Micheal Jackson’s skin … American Idol is slowly fading. Tonight was “supposedly” Michael Jackson night … but after hearing Idol’s “Baker’s Dozen” perform tonight, I only heard a few songs that was remotely similar to a Mic...

It's time for Idol to really start now. Normally, I already have a favorite but not this year. Most of the kids we've only seen once. Hard to become a fan with only 1 1/2 minutes of singing. Anywho, on with the show! Ryan start off standing on top of the "Big Stage" and then something strange happen...

Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year’s soul-destroying live finals. So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to...

We're not really sure how anyone could ignore a photo gallery of Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year 2009 (naked!). In fact, we're not really sure why you're still reading this. · Elegant Angel's Performers Of The Year 2009 (xcritic.com)...

With Nero fiddling in Washington, this Mouse turns to watching Rome burn. Being too disgusted by the corrupt institution there calling itself a congress, and a president who seems oblivious to what the country really needs, it’s time once again for this blog to crank up its American Idol bullshit!...

After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months. And not only have they announced the production—they've also announced the cast list. So how do the pornst...

Actually, before I get into any of that, just bizarre news came out this morning about something I guess you could say is close to both my cinematic and musical hearts, the upcoming biopic of Marylander Joan Jett and the Runaways. First, "Twilight" and "Into the Wild" star Kristen Stewart was cast a...

Adult Entertainment Superstar Alexis Texas is recognized with a CAVR Performer of the Year award win and an X-Rated Critics Organization award Performer of the Year nomination! For Immediate Release: March 4th, 2009 (Hollywood, CA) She is blonde, beautiful and exciting, she is Alexis Texas. The late...

Filed under: Casting, Reality-Free I've been pretty hard on NBC of late, like calling for Jeff Zucker's head when NBC announced it will present Jay Leno every weeknight in prime time next fall, but I think I'm going to have to tip my cap to the network for how ER is coming to an end. Not only have t...

While we're certain that's not how the phrase is turned, we're sticking to it for now, inspired as we are by legendary male performer Tom Byron and his new series "King of Coochie." For those who don't remember, the old saying "heavy is the head that wears the crown" refers to the weight of responsi...