So, we had our first night of the American Idol finals. Most of the performances were pretty mundane but there were a couple of standouts who might go pretty far in this year’s competion. First, let me ask what in the hell was that feathery thing on Paula Abdul’s shoulder? It looked like...

Just like the color of Micheal Jackson’s skin … American Idol is slowly fading. Tonight was “supposedly” Michael Jackson night … but after hearing Idol’s “Baker’s Dozen” perform tonight, I only heard a few songs that was remotely similar to a Mic...

It's time for Idol to really start now. Normally, I already have a favorite but not this year. Most of the kids we've only seen once. Hard to become a fan with only 1 1/2 minutes of singing. Anywho, on with the show! Ryan start off standing on top of the "Big Stage" and then something strange happen...

Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year’s soul-destroying live finals. So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to...

Best version ever. This one has sheep! Adam, if you do this on the show, we will love you. Fuck the judges, stop playing to them and play to us. read more...

It's hard to find something negative to say about American Idol contestant Adam Lambert — so we won't! The musical theatre wonder stole the show last week with his closing rendition of the Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction." He's the type of contestant who doesn'...

While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert ...

Allison Iraheta, Adam Lambert and Kris Allen are officially household names. This trio of aspiring singers were named to the finals on season eight of American Idol last week. Let's get to know each crooner a bit better. Here are excerpts of the interviews they gave to TV Guide, following the announ...

As predicted, two of my American Idol predictions were wrong in last night's semifinal eliminations episode. Cuteso Kris Allen is through, as I'd hoped, as are Allison (good!) and shrieking Adam Lambert (very, very bad). In retrospect, yes, clearly the flamboyant, insanely-bewigged Lambert was a sho...

Welcome one and all to the second group of Idol semi-finalists! The odds are very good that this show will be better than last week. Do I have any inside information you might ask? Why no I don't but last week was so bad that it can only get better. I'd like to give a special shout out to the people...