On tonight's season premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Bruno called "that Bachelor guy" a loser (complete with hand gesture) and Lil' Kim dedicated her first dance to "all my girls in the Federal Detention Center." That's all I really......

After suddenly being seized with the urge to Google-Image stalk Gordon Ramsay, I have come to the conclusion that he resembles a cuddly bulldog -– all wrinkly and smooshed -- with a sexy British accent. And though his forehead creases......

Well, boys and girls, the moment we've all been waiting for -- the premiere of a new Joss Whedon TV show -- has come and gone. Dollhouse has reared its not-at-all-ugly head; what do We think of it? Did the......

Scrubs, we need to talk about last night. First you fill me up with an hour of office politics (important stuff, but not really bringing the funny) and then you go and do the unthinkable. Say it ain't so! My......

Last night's Biggest Loser focused heavily on Joelle, the object of trainer Bob's freak-out last week. I, for one, was eager to see how the 41-year-old would perform post-tongue-lashing. Would the outburst give her the extra motivational push she needed......

Following a twist-filled first week where nine contestants were sent home to sweat solo, the remaining 11 came face-to-face with the fickle mistress that is week 2. While the cool coquette showed her love to a few lucky contestants, many......

What better time for the start of another season of NBC's weight-loss behemoth, The Biggest Loser, than the beginning of a new year -- a time when many of us are begrudgingly nibbling on chicken breasts and steamed broccoli when......

An estimated one million people took part in Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve '09 with Ryan Seacrest in Times Square, but I was happy to be one of the millions watching from home. It was so cold -- a......

What you missed while kicking around the fire footbag ... • MLB: Yankees win sixth straight, would like you to witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station. • College World Series: Porn name or future major league star? Cord Phelps helps Stanford eliminate Miami, 8-3. •...

What you missed while watching hot lesbian action ... • MLB: Tigers just can't catch a break in this town. San Francisco 8, Detroit 6. • Soccer: Germany conquers Austria, annexes the Sudetenland. • NBA: Ray Allen will be at the dance, girls. He WILL be there....