I lied. I said that I wouldn’t write about Rabid Beaver and his victim unless something dramatic happen but I had to share this post with the class. BrokenCool.com [add to your bookmarks] compiled a list of possible careers for your boy Chris Brown. Here’s the number one choice: #1 NASCA...

Our girl Mona Lee Love from the Food Stamps War video is back! This time around she dishes to Drama Dupree about selling that twat in New York to a professional athlete. Jesus hold my mule!...

Hennessy today, Milwaukee’s Best tomorrow, Steel Reserve 211 next week, and bath tub brewed moon shine any time thereafter but a check is a check. A bitch gotta stay fly for the club Friday. You call it selling ass but I like to think of it as survival. Get your paper, Melyssa, ergh, Lady Henn...

I have to give credit where its due - -  Anna Mae is still out there making that ass roll like some 24’s. Maybe running away from all those ass whoopings from Ike back in the day helped her out in the long run, eh? If that’s the case then . . . well, let’s just say I can name a fe...

Dawn Richards has already felt the impact of the recession three times already so I understand her need to sell ass but if Aundrea and her moon face decide to get oiled up for FHM I think we all should launch an investigation against Diddy and his involvement with brothels. If you would like to spen...

Look who invested $25 in a girdle. Baby Sis Shi Shi has always been on my radar but her stock has now skyrocketed. While there is some works to be done the foundation is now there. I knows dere is a God! [c] Sophia from The Color Purple Not many people can walk around flashing their platinum Team Ch...

Your time as whores for propaganda is ending, bitches. Thanks Roseanne for the Thug Motivation 101. Moving along, if I sold the above picture of one of Duval County’s finest drag queens to TMZ and tried to pass it off as James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae how much do you think I would get paid...

Apple Lounge in West Hollywood had an extra dash of skank courtesy of Aubrey O’Day and Hugh’s diaper dandies last night. Aubrey celebrated both her birthday and dreadful Playboy cover with Uncle Russell, Paris Hilton, fellow former DK member D. Woods and a chick who I think is T.Error Ma...

I can’t so I won’t. Though Vivica A. Fox says she’s “no friend of The Psychic Friends Network,” according to TV Land, the actress is the queen of cougars. The 44-year-old actress has signed on to host a one-hour reality show for TV Land called ‘The Cougar’ t...

Sweet Minty Jesus, between this and Etta’s enlarged heroin hands I don’t think I am going to make it today. Tiny isn’t going to let Clifford’s incarceration keep her tucked away deep in the barn. During a chat with Jamie Foster Brown she revealed that she will star in a reali...