I have been in the midst of a “Telemarketing Week” here at the office. Mind you, my job is not as a telemarketer. Not even close. But the powers that be here feel that we need to do these “blitzes” as a way for us to appreciate what our real jobs are. Well, our real jobs are ...

This post was supposed to be put up a few days ago, before my esteemed colleague Mr. Finstock posted how Staples is the entertainment capital of the retail world. I’m gonna have to disagree with that, while appreciating that Staples is a great place for threesomes. But, in reality, the only pe...

As the Judd Apatow crew (40-year-old Virgin, Superbad, Knocked Up) continues to take over American comedy, the old guard of Will Farrell and John C. Reilly (Talladega Nights) are still cranking-out some gut-busting laughs. And the trailer for their newest flick, Step Brothers, promises more over-the...

I fear that we are defining deviancy down at a time when we should be raising moral standards, not lowering them. That’s why I’m running my live cam (maybe that’s why I’m all alone on my cam now, my insights are too profound to be appreciated by the masses, oh why must I suff...