You know how Deadspin commenters are always conflating darker-complected folks with people who look nothing like them? Like how Erik Spoelstra is supposed to look like Kal Penn from Harold and Kumar, or every black person looks like Cleveland from Family Guy? (Actually, that last one was more of a L...

The episode began at a dinner to celebrate an author’s newest book being published. The author stands to thank the dinner guests and his editor starts trashing him, the book and everyone else. Then he apologizes, starts bleeding from his nose and collapses. House enters his office to find the ...

Yesterday was HARCORE. I got everything I said I would get done with the exception of the fabric designs which I swapped for some Tiny Art drawings (somehow I knew that would happen). It was most excellent. It was actually really terrific. The very, very best part of my day was hanging out with my n...

Hi Monday. Here we go again and I LIKE IT. I thought of some ways I can definitely improve on last week. We had a nice weekend. I didn't make time to paint - I thought about it and then I decided to spend as much time as humanly possible with Dan and those cute little girls. And resting. And cat...

Yesterday was a good day overall... it was a little weird so I would like to try it again from earth instead of Mars. Here's a little UPSIDE-DOWNSIDE for a nice Wednesday like today... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UPSIDE: I g...

Hi Tuesday. Today marks Penn's first month on this earth. Dan says it feels like the day she was born was years and years ago. Me - I feel like it was yesterday. Or maybe this morning. It feels like her first month has had a few periods of slow and painful minutes - and the rest has been a total...

Hi Monday. MARCH ALREADY? Get serious. We had a long, busy and exhausting weekend. SO. TIRING. I worked my butt off on the YOU-ARE-AWESOME posters. My eyes are going buggy. Dan finished all the wall painting I started while he was away. It took him less than half the time to do three times as much p...

Oh wow. Yesterday was TIRING. Thanks for all the nice comments about Crash. He's a wonderful dog. Sometimes I forget that when my sweaters are covered in dog hair and slob. Sometimes I also forget that when he insists on going outside just so he can come in and retrieve his complimentary treat a...

aethera21 comments on my post about the proposed new Clue movie: Ugh, come on now. Why not just make a standard global thriller with a 1-word title (see the Interpreter, the International) with whatever story there is left for one of those things, instead of using Clue character names? Maybe C.L.U.E...

There! The very, very elusive eyes-wide-open shot of Penn. This doesn't happen very often and usually when it does she's in my arms and taking a photo is HARD and turns out a little bit awkward. Like this one. She is THE BEST BABY EVER. This afternoon's plans have been kiboshed due to me...