My eye is swollen half shut. Two separate infections, neither of which is apparently the one Boomer has. I have no peripheral vision. I have no depth perception. I have a headache from not being able to see. The eye infection has given me a fever, which is opening up room for the cold everyone has, ...

Been sleeping better now...although I still need to sit up for a few minutes before getting up. It getting a bit difficult when you need to take a piss...but I found it the best way to deal with my back. Some good news, went to see my chiropractor this afternoon. Things look good, he said that the x...

That’s right, I even took a picture of what my doctor wrote down for me.  I have Acquired Idiopathic Dysautonomia with Polyneuropathy, and I couldn’t be happier. How cool is it that my doctor even misspelled it? When I heard him, I was like, “What the fuck is that?”  Acquir...

It's hard to believe my nearly nine months of pregnancy will end in less than a month. I'm so grateful I have been healthy and happy the entire duration, and I'm crossing my fingers that will continue. The baby is in breech position right now - and it's the best thing that could ever...

 ...is, shockingly, not me. And it turns out I'm not even the hottest Garvin in Florida. Both titles belong to Jessica Garvin, the Coral Springs actress who is, to my knowledge, the only Garvin ever to have appeared in a Playboy video. (They keep begging me, but I won't do nudity unles...

Loosely based on the life of "Daddy-O" Dewey Phillips, the new musical Memphis (at the 5th Avenue Theatre; Tues.-Wed. 7:30 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sat. 2 p.m. & Sun. 1:30 p.m., through Feb. 15; tix $29-$81) tells the story of dj Huey Calhoun, who faces down segregation and racism in 1950s Tennesse...

Have this in my facebook account, thought i’d share with my friendster buddies   ..i have been tagged thrice this week..so..here goes: 1. My long tme hollywood crush that I never outgrew- John Cusack (Say Anything) I still ogle over his movies like a teenager no matter if it sucks or what not...

We swore we'd gotten Bikini Girl out of our system after yesterday's breathless retelling of her final moments on American Idol —a pretty amazing run that ended much as it began, with Kara DioGuardi's hacking noises. Still, we feel the need to offer B.G. one last chance to defend her strange b...

Ahhh, GROUP NIGHT. Truly the stuff of legend. Egos collide, vocal cords go on strike, and the white man shuffle gets a healthy workout. Inevitably someone’s throat shuts down, yet somehow they power through on sheer will and determination. (I have never understood that. If I lose my voice, I LOSE ...

Last night was the second installment of American Idol 's suite of Hollywood Round episodes, and it took on the group round, in which egos clash and lots of tears are shed. The way the contestants took over the entire hotel where they were staying and the constant fighting between so many of them ma...