Mark Teixeira says wife Leigh Teixeira was instrumental in his decision to sign with the Yankees. After weeks of discussions about Mark’s options, and him asking Leigh, “Where do you want to go? Where do you want me to play?” she told him during a “date night” at the Va...

Courtesy of Angry -- At Israel -- Arab One kiss is a dangerous drug, I get what I deserve, if I dare to fall in love... Brent Bourgeois I endorse Muntazer al-Zaidi as the next Iraqi Prime Minister. This modern day combination of Gandhi and Ron Paul only did what millions of other citizens around the...

The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait The New York Mets signed Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez. Rodriguez said that while he had many offers on the table, this was the one that allowed him to be the only relief pitcher on t...

MD Anderson researchers made a breakthrough in the fight against ovarian cancer The project to repair Galveston beach is underway. 300,000 cubic yards of sand is being dump trucked in from Stewart Beach and the ship channel to repair the Hurricane Ike damage The FCC has given the go-ahead to test ja...

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The latest chapter in the saga of Roger "I'm certainly not an unfaithful, fib-telling douche" Clemens and Mindy "In no way am I any kind of a golddigging publicity whore" McCready unfolded on Monday on the TV show Inside Edition. For one thing, our aspiring country & western diva says that there was...

Carl Yastrzemski, 68, has been admitted to Boston’s Massachusetts General Hospital after experiencing chest pains. According to his spokesman, Dick Gordon, “Any time you are in the hospital, it’s got to be pretty serious.” The popular Yaz was an All-Star a total of 18 times a...

Dara Torres is 41 years old and has qualified to represent the U.S. at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. The talented swimmer first competed at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic Games and has also competed in 1988, 1992 and 2000. The majority of competitors on this years U.S. team were not yet born when sh...

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