Today I am writing the Asshole Fuckface Roundup from the jury assembly room in Burbank, California. It seems an appropriate place, considering so many Asshole Fuckfaces are awaiting their fate. Also, I’m in Burbank, a pit of hideousness and heinousness. I cannot wait to declare some poor basta...

Ronald Reagan was fond of deriding America’s welfare queens during his presidential heyday. Now in this time of economic travail we have welfare bankers.  During the past eight years many of us knew that something revolutionary was going on but failed to connect the diamond dots of the rich ...

Ronald Reagan was fond of deriding America’s welfare queens during his presidential heyday. Now in this time of economic travail we have welfare bankers.  During the past eight years many of us knew that something revolutionary was going on but failed to connect the diamond dots of the rich ...

ThinkProgress: Northern Trust received $1.6 billion in bailout funds and announced in December that it was eliminating 450 jobs because “the macroeconomic environment has been extraordinarily difficult.� But as TMZ reports, that hasn’t stopped the bank from spending “a fortune last week in L...

Apparently, it was gossip site TMZ that broke the stroy of northern Rock’s big party on the taxpayer’s dime: A bank that received $1.6 billion in bailout money just spent a fortune last week in L.A. hosting a series of lavish parties and concerts with famous singers … and TMZ camer...

Here’s one answer…having a golf tournament, accepting swag, and gorging themselves at private dinner parties.  Yep, while you’re eating ramen noodles and wondering just how in the world you’re going to catch up on your mortgage payments after you were laid off from the job...

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES The hotel and resort industry is finally finding it's voice to protest the knee-jerk reaction by Washington and the media against corporations taking bailout money spending money on business conventions (see post from a few days ago).  As the Wall Street Journal observes: "W...

Event Features Authentic Cajun Cuisine, Elaborate Parade and Performances by Mega-Talented Artists Such as Ne-Yo, Kelly Clarkson and Montgomery Gentry. Orlando, FL (PRWEB) February 6, 2009 -- Universal Orlando is unleashing the biggest Mardi Gras celebration this side of the bayou with the most powe...

...when the little boy who used to be my step brother and is now my adopted son walked into my home office yesterday looking worldly wise. "Mommy you have been working really hard lately," he says, with Roy, my fiancee and longtime companion lurking just outside the door. "Daddy and I...

What's new in Philadelphia area theaters this week. Last Chance Harvey Dustin Hoffman stars as a sad sack commercial jingle writer who comes to London for his daughter's wedding only to learn that her step-dad is giving her away the wedding. He runs into an equally lost Emma Thompson and the two re-...