By Debbie Schlussel Hate to say it in this instance, but . . . . I told you so. When I wrote a column about how Bristol Palin remains a single mother--a baby mama --and had no legitimate reason to prolong getting married, several worshippers at the alter of St. Sarahmessiah told me I was wrong, that...

Some interesting news from the right-wing camp from Alaska. Bristol Palin is the daughter of vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin who got pregnant at age 17 and caused embarrassment to the McCain-Palin ticket. The party of social conservatism, sexual abstinence, and family values face another blo...

The teenage pregnancy and love affair that rocked last year's presidential race is over, at least according to unreliable celebrity news magazine Star. That publication claims Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin, 18, has officially ditched her white trash baby daddy, Levi Johnston, 19....

Welp, it looks like there has been another loss for the Palin family. According to Mercede Johnston, sister of babydaddy Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin and Levi are no longer together since Bristol has reportedly cut him out of their baby boy Tripp’s life. Apparently, they’re dunzo, y̵...

In this week's Star: hilarious and slightly depressing "gossip" from Levi Johnston's bitchy, MySpace-y sister Mercede! Do you care about the petty dramas of unwed teen parents in far-off Alaska? You do if it also involves Parallel Universe Vice President Sarah Palin, who ascended to the post of Empr...

On Tuesday’s Countdown show, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann seized on a portion of Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol’s Monday interview from FNC’s On the Record with Greta van Susteren to portray the 18-year-old as having expressed a pro-choice view on abortion, even though Bristol Palin did not cl...

It looks like the Rethug slime machine is going to have to start bashing Bristol Palin. In her first interview since giving birth to son Tripp, Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, said it’s not “realistic� to expect abstinence outside of marriage. “Everyone should be abstinen...

Email from the Center for American Progress: In 2006, as an Alaska gubernatorial candidate, Sarah Palin filled out a questionnaire emphasizing her support for abstinence education. She wrote that "the explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support." Palin’s hard-right views came u...

Photograph of an East Village cat by shespeaksoceans on Flickr From the Gothamist Newsmap: A burn victim at Bryant Ave & E 165th St in the Bronx, an unstable building at Ave R & E 26th St in Brooklyn and a jumper down on York Ave in Manhattan. The Daily News says that former VP Dick Cheney tried, in...

Object of many a Riech wingnut masturbatory fantasy and naughty librarian/dominatrix Sarah Mooselini says lies recently: What's in a name? Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin says her daughter's comes from Bristol, Conn., home of the sports network ESPN. Palin tells Esquire magaz...