Dabo Gets His Motherfucker On: Come for the bland Greg Davis variation of the spread; stay for the profane inspirational speeches. Dear Lane Kiffin: John Abraham says you’re wrong; we want tickets to SEC Media Days like yesterday, if only to see the DUHHHface up close. Auburn, year one: sugary...

Julio Jones, turbofreakbot wide receiver for Alabama who shone despite having to catch loopy, errant passes from the heartbreakingly beautiful John Parker Wilson this fall, has been elected to the Alabama Student Senate despite no being on the ballot, not campaigning a lick for the seat, and stating...

...with Texas safely off any bubble watch, it appears Monday's victory over Baylor remains the Longhorns' final home game of the season.  With their beatdown of the Bears,  the Longhorns quietly polished off another stellar home season.  While many fans remain fixa...

It’s NCAA Penalty day in college football, and who couldn’t be excited about that? The offseason is a wondrous cavalcade of events, isn’t it? This ledge…looks so inviting…so…death-y…. Only the fact that this is Florida State in potential NCAA trouble keeps u...

Does this mean he’s seen the golf cart? Dennis Erickson, Arizona State University coach and raconteur, imbiber of fine malted beverages, and coaching legend, on bloggers: “I don’t pay any attention to those chat boards,â€� says Erickson, proving his point with the fractured nomenclature of...

Thumbing through the 800-page, recently passed-in-the-middle-of-the-night American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, otherwise known as the Stimulus package, I wanted to see if I could find some of those 9,000 earmarks it supposedly contained. (Don't worry--I didn't read the WHOLE thing, but again, nei...

Tuscaloosa, Alabama. A television studio. A single chair sits off-center on a carpeted platform. The offseason edition of the Nick Saban Show is set to begin, but in the spot where co-host Tom Roberts usually sits instead holds a flat screen television. Enter COACH NICK SABAN. Coach Saban: Christ, I...

Kevin Durant is beloved by both Longhorns and Sooners. Durant is a rare individual. Played at Texas. Beloved in Oklahoma. Flash a Hook ’em Horns sign north of the Red River and it’s blasphemy. Durant proudly flashes the Hook ’em sign every chance he gets, and the locales turn it up...

Texas beat Tech 87-81. Damion James had 20 points and 11 rebounds and A.J. Abrams scored 24 points for the Horns win. The Texas-Oklahoma game was the fourth most-viewed Big 12 regular season game on ESPN. Dogus Balbay's adjustment to life as the starting point guard has helped Texas' chances of a la...

When fans talk college football teams they most usually talk about the Alabama's, Florida's, Florida St's, Georgia's, LSU's, Michigan's, Ohio St's, Oklahoma's, Penn St's, Texas's, or USC's of the world. When they talk college football coaches, it's usually Bobby Bowden, Bear Bryant, Pete Carol, Lou ...