2008 Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole has started a cancer charity, Lengths of Love, where playmates donate their hair in an effort to raise cancer awareness.  What the hell was wrong with Locks of Love?  Anyway, Nicole’s claws were out as she explained why Hef’s twin twits can’...

Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end.  No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that. Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah!  I’m sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school...

Geri Halliwell has called off her three month long engagement to billionaire Fabrizio Politi.  Why don’t these things ever endure?  I mean, if two people who get engaged fourteen days after meeting can’t make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us? The Daily Mail reports it lik...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson exhaust me.  I read these stories of them fighting and crying and screaming and it makes me have to take a nap.  It’s just such a high level of drama all the time. The newest altercation was at Prive nightclub when Sam left without Lindsay.  You do not leav...

Surely you remember, it was only two weeks ago, that Jennifer Aniston didn’t want to discuss her marriage with Brad Pitt?  You know, the marriage that ended years ago. Now Jen is doing promo work for Marley & Me in the UK and talked with Hello! magazine: You were with Brad Pitt for seven ...

Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items?  It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn’t it?  Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list. After numerous break up announcements,...

The Bachelor winner loser Melissa Rycroft, who was dumped on television, ended up being a last minute fill-in on Dancing With The Stars.  Last night was her moment, and she did great!  I didn’t even watch The Bachelor but still felt for this girl when I heard about the fiancee switcheroo.  ...

This last weekend, my husband Dave decided he wanted to start a blog. He’s been watching what I’ve been doing with Sparkplugging, and has been talking about doing it for over a year. This meant that I, of course, was doomed to a weekend of WordPress tinkering. *sigh* I think he was jealo...

var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(420,617,713127,"http://cdn.pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css")}catch(ex){}}() Well, we’re due for one, don’t you think? It’s been a while since we had a good ole fashioned Britney Spears crotch sighting. This one is es...

Suri, I don’t blame you.  I’m totally over your dad too!  Speaking of “dad”, may I take this opportunity to ask you to Google images of Katie Holmes’ ex, Chris Klein?  Oh, hell…just look in the gallery. Tom, Suri and Katie wearing an ensemble that is sure to sp...