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One day at school, a second grade teacher said to the class, "I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct....

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I read Thomas Ricks' "The Gamble" about the Iraq, well, gamble and it's well worth the day or so it takes. But for a truly remarkable book (hard work, but fascinating) you have to read "The Decline and Fall of the British Empire" by Piers Brendon. A quick excerpt about th...

headline of the day I'm late to this, but it's right on the money on the shadow financial system Ben Stein watch cont......

apparently by Woody Allen: In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way... Then you wake up in an old people's home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension. And then when you start work, you ...

Fourth Place:A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.They are both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as y...

worst food ever security flashlight for the tough times ahead Atlas still shrugged more hedgie pain for the sensitive new age optimist...

2001 A Space Odyssey.  the dog thinks it's pretty fucking trippy so far......

Niall Ferguson says there will be blood alternatively, perhaps everything is amazing and nobody is happy the formula that killed Wall Street virtual Hudson River landing...