Anyone wanna lay down your guess when this marriage will end in Divorce Court?  Here’s mine: NOVEMBER 21, 2009.  (I had a cool countdown, but the damn thing won’t show up on this blog post.) Seriously, how much longer can Jon Gosselin continue to raise eight kids by himself?  Kate goe...

Just like the color of Micheal Jackson’s skin … American Idol is slowly fading. Tonight was “supposedly” Michael Jackson night … but after hearing Idol’s “Baker’s Dozen” perform tonight, I only heard a few songs that was remotely similar to a Mic...

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...

A few weeks ago I spent a better part of an hour dumping out about $500 worth of alcohol down my drain.  Most people would think I’m nuts, but I had to do it. It was time to face the cold hard facts - I’m getting old, my health is in the toilet.  Let me tell you a story about The Girl ...

It’s 1974, and the Losties are stuck in time.  Charlotte’s body has disappeared, and Daniel Faraday is a wreck.  The nosebleeds and headaches are gone, and some sort of mythical Incan statue has appeared on The Island. Locke has moved the island for good, and Sawyer has told us that th...

Everyone in the nation keeps talking about how all of Detroit’s Auto workers are either layed off, lost their job or are in danger of losing their jobs.  We are in the midst of an economical crisis here in Michigan, and what people outside of the state don’t realize is that IT’S A...

Who isn’t in love a little bit with Jimmy Fallon?  I’ve had my eye on him since Saturday Night Live, when he was the giggling boy who had that great sexual chemistry with Tina Fey. I mean, has the Weekend Update ever been that good?  (Well, maybe in the seventies, but you know what I m...

Joan Harvest , one of my blog friends, gave me a great set of interview questions that she wanted answered.  1. You have done an amazing job with your reviews of certain TV shows. Have you ever thought of doing this for a living? I would love to actually get paid for writing!  I wanna be the next...

Bret takes out the trash tonight by leaving Kelsey on the curb in Alabama. What a piece of hot mess this girl turned out to be! Dear lord, why would this young seemingly normal chick decide its a good idea to start hanging out with Dumb and Dumber? If you all missed Rock of Love Bus this morning, de...

That’s right, I even took a picture of what my doctor wrote down for me.  I have Acquired Idiopathic Dysautonomia with Polyneuropathy, and I couldn’t be happier. How cool is it that my doctor even misspelled it? When I heard him, I was like, “What the fuck is that?”  Acquir...