Headline: Satan sent to Wilkes-Barre ....

I'm 341/400! Hell, I think that makes me a Commie or a Nazi or a gay abortionist or something. Take the quiz! [Via Oliver Willis.] ....

Then-Vice President Dick Cheney personally oversaw deathsquads. Can anyone claim to be surprised? emptywheel has more. ....

Big fun coming: The federal agency that insures bank deposits, which is asking for emergency powers to borrow up to $500 billion to take over failed banks, is facing a potential major shortfall in part because it collected no insurance premiums from most banks from 1996 to 2006. The Federal Deposit ...

Sen. David Vitter (R-Huggies) gets his diaper in a twist and engages in some airport rage. It sounds like the Senator needs a spanking (at $250 an hour). ....

Dr. Krugman: [A]mong people I talk to there’s a growing sense of frustration, even panic, over Mr. Obama’s failure to match his words with deeds. The reality is that when it comes to dealing with the banks, the Obama administration is dithering. Policy is stuck in a holding pattern. [...] ...off...

Headline: Crosby to miss fourth straight start; Satan put on waivers Hockey's gone to Hell, I tell you. ....

Last week I posted a comedy bit featuring a parody of Paul Harvey. Seven days later Harvey is dead. I wonder if this would work on Dick Cheney. ....

Pierce: You want to rebuild your "Movement," such as it was? Then get it out of the f**king Phantom Zone. Come to the sad conclusion that it's not 1998 any more, that the country's in actual trouble, and nobody of any substance takes you and your "issues" seriously. You want to rebuild the Republica...

Credit where it's due: Not that Issa and the other denizens of Outer Wingnuttia will stop being juvenile jackasses. ....