Yeah, I learned about two hours ago that Hugh Jackman is hosting. You see how much I pay attention these days (I don’t even remember if I watched the Oscars last year), and it’s a huge turn from my olden days when I was obsessed and thought I knew everything about the movies. Which I did...

So we just had a man come to the door and post foreclosure notices on our house. The one that we rent. We pay our rent every month, but the notice says that the mortgage payments are twice what we pay in rent each month. My first thought (after the initial shock) was that we could buy it for cheap i...

I’ll get back on the Edward v. Jacob thing tomorrow. Until then, I blogged the 24 premiere at Snark Raving Mad. It’s not very funny due to my headache and also due to Jack’s not carrying a purse in the first two hours. I am actually having a hard time figuring out if this is a migr...

I hope I’m able to put down The Saga after my second read-through (likelihood: negligible). I don’t need to mention *which* saga, of course. You know the one. Here’s how it goes: I read when I get up in the morning. I read from 1:30-2:00 (I get home at 1:30 and have to start workin...

HAPPY GIRL: Hey, if we were rich, we could have a disco ball! *** HAPPY GIRL: Daddy! Daddy! Smell my elbow! CADET HAPPY: No. HAPPY GIRL: No really! Smell my elbow! Really! It smells like cherry! *** SARAHK [after getting off Jimmy Neutron’s Atomic Collider]: Hey, Cadet. That ride felt like bei...

I’ve always known that Minerva is the big protective mama cat; any time Rowdi has messed with one of her sister cats, Minerva has been the one to ferociously attack the dog and let her know that it is NOT okay to harm her little cubs. I have assumed, however, that Minerva loves me above all ot...

Today in the EEG, I had to hyperventilate, as is the custom in EEGs. This is harder than it sounds, because you have to hyperventilate for three whole minutes. I started hyperventilating, and after minute one I was sure I was going to die. Then when the EEG tech said, “One more minute,” ...

That’s my weight today! I had noticed significant body improvement, even after Thanksgiving, so I decided to pull out the Wii Fit yesterday. I was so happy to see my weight still down from my previous weigh-in. And then again today it was down, and now I’m only 2.8 away from 150! And thi...

Yesterday morning, we got up and left our little inn in Tropic, Utah (seven miles east of Bryce Canyon) and went to Bryce. It was amazing and dusted with a little bit of snow. There were approximately ten people in the entire park when we were there. It was pristine, and within five minutes we were ...

Frank is taking his sweet time getting up this morning (he acts like he’s on vacation or something), so I’m reading blogs, doing finances, and itching like mad — it’s my only glutening symptom so far today! I even woke up with no headache, thankyouverymuchexcedrinmigraine. I ...