OK LETS PLAY I HAVE NEVER, ready go. I have never/not the following things: been to a spa - heinous i know, why must i suffer lord, my life just isn’t pampery enough yet, so unfair. i need a tiny japanese lady to walk on my back and slap the back of my calves and finish me off. whatever, i hav...

wow i feel beyond demented FUCK twitter ughghhgh. anyway last nite, in-between flicking back and forth from revenge of the nerds and something else what currently escapes me right now we caught not one but two different infomercials for the exact same product that is essentially just fine grey sandp...

under a year ago i did a dumb dance video to this song. it garnered many views and stupid comments (as do all of my videos and yes the fact that people are searching for the song on youtube does not escape me). anyway here is a video of me dancing to the black keys’ cover of wicked messenger a...

lifted this from ryan’s but the idea is all mine, well not really, just the idea that a ton of canadians would and could respond to these like he did and then it’ll just spread like a rash, smart guy sometimes that rye. you’ve likely seen the molson canadian spots currently in-rota...

she is 9 weeks old. trying to show her size, and my coug polish. it seems like all we ever do is hang out with animals. fil thinks she looks like a baby mitzie. the other guys were verrrrry jealous. floppy ear. little jasmine from raymi lauren on Vimeo. more jasmine from raymi lauren on Vimeo. today...

saturday’s takings. there was a crazy points day going on at shoppers, if you spent fifty bucks you got 20x the points, which we did and holy that was the nerdiest rush ever. also i had a voucher mailed to me for my birthday month that if i spent $50 i’d get 7000 points on the spot, i ha...

yesterday i was 120lbs i told this to fil and then we ate the planet. great. for dinner we had this nicely 50% off salmon that fil dressed in delicious mustard and basil, so simple and amazing. had a spinach, goat cheese, tomato, cucumber w/ miso dressing salad and two mini bottles of sake, one hot ...

i am the most dainty thing to ever happen to the internet. i’da gone for whimsical but that word is dead to me as everyone has decided to destroy it. dear raymi hi hi. wednesday night i was at lee’s for a show and lucky me, afterwards was in a bathroom stall that you had written in! my f...

drive-thru lazy i wish everything was drive-thru. americans know what they’re doing. dear raymi i took a nap during my lunch break today. and in a cracked-out nap dream: i found myself being straddled by Cameron Diaz, and i was watching soccer highlights over her shoulder… then in mid wh...

here we go again. friday internet sucks and i just made it suck more, de rien. OZZY soaks us. sigh, drunk history dear raymi who the fuck do you think you are? yesterday was fully a stuff white people like day, sundays, walks, nature, torturing your children with all of the above. le fart that’s l...