Jesus wept. 2 seconds into last night's Waterloo Road (BBC One, Wednesday, 4 March, 8pm), still in the recap, there was gunfire, a major character getting shot and loads of crying. That's how you get......

Bloody hell. What made the BBC decide to show us Horizon: How to Survive a Disaster (BBC Two, Tuesday, 10 March, 9pm)? Obviously, we'd all like to know how to survive some dreadful freak accident, but surely to get us there, they'll have to show us just how......

Glade. They've always done absolutely dreadful adverts. There was that one of the kid on the pan shouting: "It's all gone! It's all gone!" What had gone? His Glade Touch 'n' Fresh. However, his crap stunk up the place so bad that he locked himself in the bathroom, presumably in some dirty-protest, w...

Channel Five. Five. Gawd bless 'em. While the rest of the broadcasting world concentrates on making new and exciting shows, hard-edged documentaries and finding new stars so they can later claim to be the secret to their success, Five just give us shows about the weather going weird, programmes abou...

Oh boy. What a dick I am. For two years straight, I gave The IT Crowd worst show of the year. I only judged it so harshly because I expected so much. I mean, it was written by Graham Linehan and I love him. I probably shouldn't tell you this......

"A LUCKY DIP OF RANDOMNESS!!!! Are you ready??" cries the seller of this weird auction. "I have got the worst deal ever for you. I am going to ask you to spend your hard earned pennies for a box/bag of randomness. For £1.99 I will give you a bag or a box with three RANDOM items in it. These items a...

Oh boy. What a dick I am. For two years straight, I gave The IT Crowd worst show of the year. I only judged it so harshly because I expected so much. I mean, it was written by Graham Linehan and I love him. I probably shouldn't tell you this......

Sometimes, I think this country is turning into The Good Life. Homebrewing is back on the scene (or, Microbreweries in some cases), people are being super Green (a la Dick Strawbrudge et al) and our chefs are all......

I'm not one for bitchin' about musicians doing Coke adverts. Okay, I am... but there's been some great bands in the past to pimp Coca-Cola......

So, once more, we bid fare-thee-well to two intrepid boozers. Oz and James Drink to Britain (BBC Two, Tuesday, 24 February, 8pm) has come to pass, leaving Tuesday evenings with a bitch......