In yet another example of conservative mental midgetry, and with the country laying in shambles, Preznit DisasterDummy's minions are still trying to boost the legatude of the worst president ever: The defense never rests. Even though Stupie McGameBoy is keeping quiet in Texas before heading out on a...

Not news: Diaper-wearing whiny-ass titty-baby throws a tantrum and sets off a security alarm when he misses his pwane. News: The WATB is gpuke senator David Vitter. After missing a flight last Thursday from Washington to New Orleans, Sen. David Vitter opened an armed security door and went off on a ...

Dude, you just don't mess with Jon Stewart. Just ask Fuck Tucker Carlson. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:n...

Turdblossom: the Deciderer was kept out of the decision-making process when his misadministration finalized the bank bail-out strategery. He considers this a good thing?? Bonus: "during the same interview, Rove declared that the Obama administration has 'got to start accepting responsibility for the...

To all those idiots who are blubbing "well, Dems wanted Bush to fail, too!": here's a news flash: THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP. Honestly....

What fucking nutjob said the following: "Our goal is to bring down approval numbers for [Speaker Nancy] Pelosi and for House Democrats." Was it: a) a rightwingnut 527b) some pajama'd autofellator at a conservatard blog    - or -c) elected official and whiny obstructionist prick Rep. Patrick McHenr...

Or, "do these 15 extra minutes make my ass look fat?" Your head, too. Joe the Asswipe says hip-hop and conservatism -- much like intelligence and conservatism -- are incompatible. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't," the unprincipled tax-cheat added....

Latest little woman appalled at hubby's newfound piety presidental aspirations: "Shit, now I'm stuck with him for at least the next three years." A Church-of-What's-Happening-Now member at birth, a Rastafarian during college, and a Baptist since graduate school, Newt Gingrich said he will soon conve...

Wife of sainted republican icon causes all manner of butt-hurt at retarded conservatard site. Under fire from congressional Republicans for lifting restrictions on stem-cell research, President Barack Obama got a powerful endorsement for his move Monday from Nancy Reagan, the former’s president’...

House minority whip Eric 'cunt' Cantor claims that spending 15 minutes making a statement about reversing Bush's stem-cell policies is just an attempt to distract people from the economy, which Obama has been talking about every day for the past two years. In other news, the same party that brought ...