Worst Parents in Town: “My god,our kids are already dating the criminal inbred locals, how long until they begin breeding with them? Hurry up and get a job somewhere less horrible than Milford!” “I’m trying, dear, but maybe I shouldn’t have bought this ‘Slow as He...

3/7/09 3/9/09 OK, so at least Rubin found a way to kinda tie some of the random plot lines together…The common thread? The Larkin parents! These snooty folks from New York City (a.k.a. “The Up-market Non-Dump”, “Whatever the Opposite of a Tank Town is”) don’t appr...

Hey, everyone! Remember when this comic was about some Crap-Mart Nutboy robbery, or possibly that Brenda chick sneaking out to see her no-good boyfriend? Me neither! But since when does anything ever really get resolved in Milford anymore? It’s the comic for all of us with ADD and who don̵...

So apparently what was really sprained was Ashley’s sense of fashion. Which do you find more hideous? Panel one’s confusing dress-plus-smock? Or the hypnotic squiggle dress she wears to the dance? (At least she has a neck, unlike her mysterious blond friend there.) I don’t know wha...

[Blogger's note: I swear I actually wrote this yesterday...and thought it launched, but I guess it never did. So uh, here ya go. Wednesday's comic coming soon, if you know, I remember to launch it...] Wow! An entire comic devoted to a portion of this girls’ basketball game! Give me a moment wh...

2/27/09 Panel one failed product placement: “Cheezy Poofs! Like Cheesy Poofs, except Cartman has a nose, I guess.” Panel two failed product placement: “Bob’s Bruise Cream: Heals a shiner on a black guy’s face (or whatever ethnicity he might be) in several weeks, or mayb...

Sure Bryce could go to the Bucket with Steve and either jerk Andrew or boringly reformed Cully,(seriously, can anyone tell the difference?) …but he’d rather not be seen in the company of a guy wearing an “Anus Gear” shirt featuring a giant sphincter on the back. After all, hi...

2/21/09 2/23/09 Is the Swifti Mart the only place to go shopping in this down-market dump of a tank town? Or just the only place formerly rich Bryce can afford? Because I find it rather odd that he’d travel to a convenience store located outside city limits to shop for his crappy snacks, espec...

….and Jason’s sabbatical from this blog is now over! Where was I, you ask? Well, let’s just say I used to work for Apex Industrial. Fortunately, my current employer allows me to stay at home all day. (On the down side, my boss is not potty-trained, unable to walk or form a coherent...

The plan to get Bryce to play on the basketball team in a nutshell: Have everyone at school tell him “You’re fat and you suck.” Nice. Bryce’s current plan of counter-attack: Grow a curly moustache so everyone realizes he’s evil, and just might tie some poor girl to the ...