A guest blog by Stuart Waterman from My Chemical Toilet… Last week saw Michael Jackson finally announce his live comeback, with a string of ten shows at London’s O2. Those are the bare facts, but as with everything involving Michael Jackson there was a whole screaming funfair of blazing ...

Somewhere along the line (we believe sometime in the mid-90s) it became trendy to wear t-shirts with sarcastic or ironic slogans on them. The idea was that everyone would get a chuckle out of your shirt and walk away thinking about how clever and witty you must be. Unfortunately, like socialism, thi...

Here’s a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment… Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face - flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks - becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job. Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Sp...

A guest blog by the wonderful Amy Grindhouse… Britney Spears is in trouble with her daddy again. Which one would think is unimaginably hard to do since at this moment in time all Britney is free to do of her own accord is poop and jiggle her rump on stage. Dungeon Master Spears is having to wa...

A guest blog by My Chemical Toilet’s Stuart Waterman… You probably think you’re so cool and selective in what you listen to that you’ve never heard The Script’s music. You are wrong. Do you listen to the radio? You have heard The Script. Do you watch television? You hav...

A guest blog by Josh from Interestment… It’s a strange time for Planet Earth, what with bank managers rooting through bins for scraps of food, and everyone pointing missiles at one another. So thank Christ for Sting. Everyone loves Sting, and if they don’t, someone should really ta...

A guest blog by Amy Grindhouse… Katy Perry has been seen out with the former love-interest of Paris Hilton, bad boy rocker Benji Madden. The I Kissed A Girl singer broke up with Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes back in December and seems to have put her faux lesbianism on hold long enough to c...

A guest blog by Josh Burt out of that Interestment.co.uk: Gingers, they have such a rotten time of it at school. Teased for having hair similar in colour to a brick or a vegetable, denied friends because of the pallid hue of their skin. Some, they say, are so pale that you can make out the dark outl...

Jason Mraz is a rather successful singer-songwriter whose most notable achievement thus far has been to make Jack Johnson appear satanically edgy by comparison. Like Johnson, he records songs for which the videos, by law, have to be set in exotic surfing hotspots such as Hawaii. Jason Mraz albums ar...

Maybe you’re not American, in which case you care less about ‘gridiron’ than you do about what kind of tea the sister of Coldplay’s bassist’s girlfriend drinks. Or perhaps you are American, but one of those weird 600lb ones, in which case you’re unable to produce a molecule of th...