This is a sponsored article, brought to you in association with Atkinson’s Sports Socks: now twice as absorbent. We must begin with an apology to the nation’s High School teachers: you are about to experience an outbreak amongst your male pupils of awkwardly hunched walking, unwillingnes...

Attention, girls and creepy old men: the Jonas Brothers go boobs-out in their new film! We’ve seen some pretty nasty things at the cinema. Saw II. Albanian midgetporn. And that bit in The Love Guru between getting out of the car and getting back in the car - just sickening. But even our battle...

The lady from Transformers has announced that her engagement is over. We suggest all 14-year-old boys take a moment to breathe before reading any further. Statfacts: 44% of people watching the Transformers movie wanted to run their fingers through Shia LaBeouf’s beautiful hair. 48% wanted an h...

In these uncertain economic times, even 40- year-old supermarket deputy managers with ponytails and halitosis are turning to internet piracy for their music. Paul McGuinness, U2’s manager, has been crying angry little tears in recent days, as all his careful planning for his band’s new a...

You’re a fan of ladies with legs that are literally as thin as half a sheet of tracing paper? Why, step this way, we have two of ‘em. Cruz Beckham. Crazy name, crazy guy. Actually, there’s absolutely no proof of that. He is only four, after all. You didn’t know? Oh, yeah, had...

Joyous news for people who just can’t get enough of old men’s saggy breasts on their movie screens: Sylvester Stallone has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in his upcoming film. A little bit of sick has just come up into our mouth. We knew that Stallone was a fan of ...