First we have this: Hell, just try to write something that requires a level of sarcasm higher than average 4th grader… Then this: By the way, did your daddy ever come here to rescue you? Hilarious....

From the newspaper that brought you the headline “Roasted Nuts” when a psychiatric hospital burned down yesterday comes “Prosecutor’s dick causes wreck, but victims barely paid” when a prosecutor’s detective is involved in a car accident. Ho ho! I get it. Thanks, Jon....

From the newspaper that brought you the headline “Roasted Nuts” when a psychiatric hospital burned down yesterday comes “Prosecutor’s dick causes wreck, but victims barely paid” when a prosecutor’s detective is involved in a car accident. Ho ho! I get it. Thanks, Jon....

I have been researching a story, doing interviews and all that good stuff most of the day. But I’ve holed up in a coffee shop to bring you Abridged Daily News Columnists! Ronnie Polaneczky: I actually said “good idea!” when I saw Polaneczky had written about selling her gold and ge...

The Daily News lets us know today about wrestler Michael Taris, who allegedly intentionally fell at a 7-Eleven in hopes of collecting damages. After the story was turned in, an editor walked out to the newsroom and told writer William Bender he needs just one more sentence to fill the space. “...

I have been researching a story, doing interviews and all that good stuff most of the day. But I’ve holed up in a coffee shop to bring you Abridged Daily News Columnists! Ronnie Polaneczky: I actually said “good idea!” when I saw Polaneczky had written about selling her gold and ge...

The Daily News lets us know today about wrestler Michael Taris, who allegedly intentionally fell at a 7-Eleven in hopes of collecting damages. After the story was turned in, an editor walked out to the newsroom and told writer William Bender he needs just one more sentence to fill the space. “...

A supporter of Casino Free Philadelphia is currently running a big ol’ anti-casino art contest; they’re looking for t-shirts, posters and videos. The deadline has been extended to March 10, so get cracking if you want your shirt to possibly join this other classy/hilarious one. It’...

A supporter of Casino Free Philadelphia is currently running a big ol’ anti-casino art contest; they’re looking for t-shirts, posters and videos. The deadline has been extended to March 10, so get cracking if you want your shirt to possibly join this other classy/hilarious one. It’...

Lincoln University is a little excited about its recent women’s bowling victory over Cheyney. Oh, yes, you’re right: It’s time for another round of amazing Lincoln University sports information director enthusiasm! Hmm, I should probably come up with a better name than that. But tr...