Get it off your chest — who’s pissing you off and why…?...

Melina: Did you go see WATCHMEN this weekend? Dirk:  Yes. Melina: Was it good? Dirk: Yes. Melina: We was going to go see that, but it was too long so we went to see TAKEN instead. Dirk: Which one is that? Melina: It has Leon Nissan in it. Dirk: Right. Was that any good? Melina: Yeah. It was kind ...

Dumb and Dumber tell Jill they are back together. They ask where Cordelia is. Jill tells them they moved out to be with Billy. The morning after fucking Sharon, Billy is pissed to find that Chloe has left a shitload of voicemails asking where he is. Ashley warns Chloe not to get her hopes up where B...

Oh, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (THE WATCHMEN’s Edward Blake aka The Comedian) — take me hard!...

Clint and Roger tie up The Cryptkeeper, Esther, and Annie. Victor and Ashley stop by The Jew’s old house to pick up a box of shit Abby supposedly made him over the years (whatever). Victor “subtlely” suggests that The Jew would want Colleen to get out and live life. Enter jack who ...

Tomorrow will mark the beginning of this blog’s fourth year — a milestone I never saw myself reaching lo those many months ago when I decided to give the ol’ blogging thing a try. A second try, actually since my poorly received, 2 posts total first attempt at blogging didn’t...

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In exactly 22 days, The Fella and I will be celebrating one year of togetherness. And not once during those 343 days have we discussed what each of us wants from this relationship, nor have we had an argument. And that kind of disturbs me. Now I’m not going full blown lesbian and packing the U...

Whenst last we checked in on Drunk Eve, she had hallucinated a baby and a tornado, then promptly forgot about both. In the weeks that followed, Drunk Eve began to out-Drunk Eve Drunk Eve. Which, I must say, was pretty fucking awesome to witness.  Shouting at imaginary people and telling them what &...

Saint Sharon goes to the hospital to see her mother who’s collapsed and immediately makes it all about herself… Sharon: Mom, you’ve got to start taking better care of yourself — I need you right now! Yes, Doris — Sharon needs you right now. She hasn’t needed you f...