I have had a lot of girl crushes. Tori Amos from about age 16 to 20. She inspired a 10 year run of red hair. Gwyneth Paltrow in "Sliding Doors" was exactly what I wanted my life to be life - sans the tragic ending of course (This crush continues even still). Amelie, aka Audrey Tatou, is po...

Recently, my friend informed me that his name had ceased to be "Danny" and was now just "Dan." He claimed it just happened. People started calling him that and he didn't object. Initially I thought this was silly. He's always been Danny. Who was he trying to fool, changin...

I thought I was a pretty unpredictable person. I thought I was a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-very-cute-pants person. A free spirit. I thought I wasn't a boring, do the same thing all the time person. I fancied myself a chameleon. I thought I led a rather UNmonotonous existence. Ready to go anywh...

I work in a small office.  Really small.  Like 15 people small.  There's one particular female in the office that I can not stand. We've now worked together for nearly two years and my loathing for her has only grown. Why can't I stand her, you ask. Imagine if you will ...

My 1992 Audi 100 CS, who I have loved and cared for and driven from Boulder to Denver and back for the last year and a half is - I can hardly say it without crying - on life support. Last week the old girl left me stranded on 71st & Federal in Denver. In an Arby's parking lot. At 8:20 a.m. A...

I just recently found out that I have a friend who does not like Bjork. When he told me, I felt like someone simultaneously punched me in the gut, stabbed me in the foot and slapped me. How can this be?  Look at her. She's a living, breathing, piece of human art. Bjork is one of the greate...

Mickey Rourke is back, so I figured, it's a good time for 'ol CrazyVirgo to come back too. Though I haven't been through rehab or in prison or homeless, I have been away hustlin', flowin', talking smack, riding my bike. You know, the shit CrazyV likes to do. Here's a recap of...

March. NCAA. Brackets. Basketball. St. Patrick's Day. Beer.What's not to love about this month? Once every few years, when we are sublimely lucky, the first round of the NCAA tournament will fall on St. Patrick's Day and then, well take the day off because it might as well be a national holiday. But...

Last Sunday, Gentleman Lover and I put yet another enriching HBO series to bed. "The Wire" had its last episode after 5 wonderful years covering corruption and police work in Baltimore. We realized, while wallowing in our depression, that we can measure the longevity of our relationship by...

Over the holiday season, if you watched even 5 minutes of television, like me you were probably bombarded  by jewelry commercials.  "He went to Jerod""Every Kiss Begins with Kay"Jerod. Kay. Jerod. Kay.It didn't matter what channel I watched, ESPN, Comedy Central, ABC, N...