(click ad) Just looking at this unappetizing ad via Lebanon for Kellogg's All-Bran cereal with extra fiber constipates me. "There is a key?" How 'bout a police battering ram? (image via ) Related: Colon Ad Wars . Related: Foghorn Leghorn promotes colon cancer screening . Related: I once wrote a jing...

...the shitter. ( link )...

(click ad) Via Poland . Go ahead, try to figure it out. It took me a bit, because I suck at logic tests. But that's not the point. The point is: what's the fucking point of this ad? Are they trying to recruit members? Trying to promote themselves? Trying to incite hackers to destroy their website (i...

Don't toss your cig butts! They're toxic. And animals eat them. And then you eat the toxic animals! ( link )...

• Look at her .• A sad death .• Jean-Claude Van Drunk .• PETA's Ingrid Newkirk wants her corpse eaten .• I called Enviga's billboards bullshit . Now, Enviga finally agrees .• According to this Durex ruler , Caucasians have the biggest peens.• Fuck the women. This Friday, it's all about...

(click ad to read copy) "Just being around them makes you feel good! They're so wonderful to look at—these slender, handsome active men and women of today." Jesus, just look at fucking Lana and Burt and their Pepsi perfectness. Imagine the serenity. Imagine the conversation. Imagine the sex. Fucki...

(click ads) Get the red out. GET IT THE FUCK OUT! The arrows (right) kinda make sense, but a fucking snake? Creepy, over-art directed ads for Croma eye drops via ad agency Tonic in the United Arab Emirates. Though I'm sure the creatives think they've created wholly original visual creations ( they h...

The Aussie Kotex beaver from Down Under only wants the ultimate care down there. This time, she's wearing an ultra thin sleeping mask. Comfy beaver! (via scary ideas ) previously in tampon advertising ....

(click ads) Becks modeling clay is apparently the European Play-Doh. In a politically-correct effort to cut into the Hasbro brand's market share while also molding young minds, German ad agency Scholz & Friends created these Utopian clay ad dioramas. "Let the kids build a better world" reads the...

• Gayon cologne.• Three funny spots for Raun sofas.• Che has been lazily riffed on ad infinitum .• Joel and Benji Madden on the Congo crisis .• Mister Fantastic's girlfriend models for Nordstrom.• 13 dog shits a cross from depressing-looking Cathedral of Joy.• Remember Iggy's car insur...