It is time to play a Wild Card! Every now and then, a book that I have chosen to read is going to pop up as a FIRST Wild Card Tour. Get dealt into the game! (Just click the button!) Wild Card Tours feature an author and his/her book's FIRST chapter! You never know when I might play a wild card on yo...

I have not yet replaced my Hitachi Magic Wand with a Monkey Rocker , but I have pulled all the electric bulbs, and put in energy saving fluorescents . I don't know how much this is saving me on the bill—but it seems like a responsible thing to do. That is why I am really getting tired of guys pass...

Image details: The 10th Annual Fetish & Fantasy Halloween Ball served by picapp.com When partygoers hit a rave, they expect music. And fun. And lots of dancing. And maybe even a laser show or two if it’s fancy. But what they don’t bargain for is laser-blindness. That’s exactly ...

That's it, this is ridiculous--we need to go back to the way of the ancient Olympics , and athletes perform their feats in the nude—at the very least, the swimmers. And if some guy's big schlong causes too much drag—that's too bad —it's just the way the balls bounce. Even the buttoned-down guy...

I have been home about 10% of this week. Always on the run, my dears. That's how I seem to be rolling this year. If you please, you can follow my small meanderings on Twitter now (I've also put a......

I hate to bring this up, but if Barack Obama was a white male he would be a shoo in. Bush has been an unmitigated disaster. We are at war on two continents and the economy is in the tank. The president's popularity is about as low as it can possibly get—seeing as a sizeable portion of the populati...

I'm in Oakland right now for work. I'm surprised at how tired I feel, despite having sat in the same damn chair almost all day long, so this one's a quickie. I was in a room full of men and we were looking at the Sony.com site as an example of things that these people liked/didn't like (since we're ...

Probably after we get through this little economic bump in the road, no one will have a penny to their name anyway, so this piece of unsolicited advise is totally useless. But just in case, I am putting on my barrister wig,and droning on about something practical for once—estate planning. I was sp...

Yesterday was a sad day for comedy. It became abundantly clear that nothing is, ever will be, could be funny about Barack Obama—and why would anyone think there should be. Any comedian who tries to make an authentic messiah funny, has a tough row to hoe. And then everyone's favorite cum mouth Jewi...

Oh my gosh, its getting stupid out there again. Bartlett, Tennessee mayor, Kevin MacDonald, not to be confused with his cousin Ronald, has shut down pole dancing in his burg. Not that there was any stripping going on in Bartlett, “a well-kept town in the heart of Shelby County where its numerous f...