Wow, Andy Richter, you just went from being Conan's bitch to American Hero in one quick film. If you consider Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" a hero. We know we loved the rocket launcher. Admit it, you've wanted to do exactly what Andy does in this video many a time over, you just don't have cojon...

The massively decreased value of the British Pound means that the upcoming Aston Martin One-77 will no longer be the world's most expensive production car, ceding that honor to the Bugatti Veyron Fbg par Hermes. galleryPost('AstonMartinOne77G', 8, 'Poor Mans Car'); Priced at £1 million, the One-77 ...

The 2010 Lotus Exige S 260 Sport has 257 HP, making it the most powerful Exige ever. galleryPost('10lotusexiges', 8, '2010 Lotus Exige S'); Looking at all the over-inflated supercars and luxobarges debuting at the 2009 Geneva Motor Show, we were just thinking we needed something light, simple and fa...

It's 100% certain that Porsche will never build this car. That's a shame, because we think a small hatchback would be the ideal Porsche for us. galleryPost('porschehatchback', 8, 'Porsche Hatchback'); Think about it. Such a body style would finally represent a return to the small, exploitable, invol...

What better way to celebrate the Carpocalypse than with a limited run American Express-branded $130,000 Maserati Quattroporte? The result is simply fabulous, darling. galleryPost('quattroportecenturion', 8, 'Maserati Quattroporte For Centurion'); Maserati owners have always been among the classiest ...

The 2010 Ford Mustang will start at just $20,995, the V8-engined GT starts at $27,995 and the 540 HP 2010 Shelby GT 500 will go for $46,325. That's some seriously cheap muscle. To put those prices in context, here's a comparison with the Mustang's key rivals: • 2010 Ford Mustang: $20,995 •...

Mechanically identical to its tin top brother, the 2010 Mini John Cooper Works Convertible is bringing high-speed topless Mini motoring to next month's Geneva Motor Show. Of course, mechanically......

What’s better than two girls making out? How about a Super Bowl ad that combines hot lesbians with car crashes? We give you the trailer for Fast And Furious 4. Don’t worry, the Buick Grand National is still present, along with Vin Diesel and plenty of explosions. We’re guessing they added the ...

We've already driven the 2009 Honda Fit. The 2009 Honda Fit Sport promises to combine utility and fun into a small, cheap, appealing package. Can it deliver? galleryPost('2009fitsportreview1', 24, '2009 Honda Fit Sport'); One of the things we’re constantly advocating here on Jalopnik is simple, we...

Saab is exploring breaking free from GM. This would include moving the majority of production to Trollhattan, a move backed by the Swedish government and the Swedish Chef. The news comes just two weeks after we reported GM's unable to find a buyer for its quirky Swedish brand. Both companies are sai...