So the 9-Year-Old is taking violin lessons at school, and since today he has music class, he of course gets on the bus without his violin. This means that I have to deliver it to him at school, which is irksome because his school is located in pretty much exactly the opposite direction from home as ...

Worth reproducing exactly. I hope no copyrights are violated. Because damn would that suck. Questions for Karl Rove, and answers. Not I shit you. And Holy Shit is the following verbatim. It is so verbatim, read it, and you will want to fuck Santa. It is that fucking verbatim. Do you see the election...

Sarah Palin makes me tired and headachy and sad, and I've likewise had my fill of poll-watching, but what the hell. Here's what America has to say about the Queen of the Igloos: Just 45% of Americans would like to see Sarah Palin become a major national political figure for many years to come, while...

Michelle Malkin "snorts" at the Netroots Nation "fuck" panel (which sounds like it was fun, but less so than the one we had at EschaCon, as it apparently lacked any potential for parodic cross-dressing). The "snort" is her usual schtick......

So a few days ago we had jury duty. Yes, "we." Molly I & I got called on the same day. This is slightly unusual, I suppose, but then again, we don't really live in what you would call a very large urban area, so it wasn't totally amazing like winning the lottery or anything. Besides, I...

Over at Townhall, conservatives are enjoined to invent comical jokes about Barack Obama. The column is written by someone named Jon Sanders, who looks and writes like a singing weatherman on a Pop Rocks & Champale bender. According to the New York Times , which rumor has it is a newspaper of som...

OK, I'll say it. What wingnuts really care about is getttng some official Hot Shit Unimpeachable License to say "nigger" whenever they want, a license issued by some Federal Department of Cracker Rights or other. They would gladly trade this......

The Obama/New Yorker cover art flap seems to still be raging. I suppose this is my fault, as I have not yet weighed in authoritatively on this matter on my blog and hence we as a nation cannot find closure. I apologize to America, but I had some stuff going on.* Anyhow. 1. Is the cover offensive? No...

So I've been sort of desultorily following the ridiculous Obama birth certificate garbage, stuff that even smells bad to lunatics. The technical details are absurd and in them I have a spectacular lack of interest. But I did enjoy seeing a certain name show up on a comments thread on a Townhall blog...

I've always thought primitive cave paintings sucked. You know, like this even fucking looks like a horse: Die Hard or Live Free has forced me to revisit my opinion of primitive cave paintings. I mean, they inaccurately depict reality. But......