Do you know what's the first sign of your country slowly descending into anarchy is? Me neither, but I am guessing the story I am about to tell you probably qualifies for the first position, or at least the top 5. The Egyptian Police, in all of its brutal stupidity, decided to fuck with a regula...

And no, not the good kind of stoned. The Jesus kind of stoned. But to further proof that there is no fair and just God, Galloway  himself wasn't hit with one stone. His people were, though.. A convoy led by the maverick MP George Galloway carrying supplies for Gaza has been attacked in Egyp...

Jesus in your Beer, Allah on a fish, and the Madonna on toast. God is truly everywhere!...

The ICC issued the warrant for his arrest, and he is telling them to go fuck themselves. In other news, the egyptian lower house of parliament- the Shura council- has just issued a statement rejecting the indictment and saying that it doesn't apply to Sudan's President because he never signe...

So, here I am, preparing for my trip back to Cairo, when people start sending me messages and e-mails about The Akon concert in the Cairo Opera. Now, I didn't know he was singing in Cairo to begin with, let alone fathom the concept of whose bright idea was it that this man should be allowed to s...

A young, 27 year old Egyptan male who is fantastic on paper but so-so in real life is seeking the following traits in his life partner: She needs to be a redhead ( FIREBUSH!). She needs to have big eyes. Like Zooey Dashnal Eyes. She needs to be smart but not nerdy, fun and unpretentious. Deep down h...

Ok, when the NDP MP for Al Hussein area Haidar el Baghdaddy went on the air and accused "The Taliban & Iran" of being behind the Hussein bombings, I fell on the floor laughing on hos stupid that statement was. First off, the Taliban, not exactly a terrorist organization. More like a te...

Ehh..because it's a hollow gesture from Mubarak to Obama? Because he was getting out in 5 months anyway? Because he is still not allowed to pursue his political rights for the next 6 years, thanks to psycho egyptian law? Because even though I am happy for him, this really doesn't change shit...

News reports are coming in: An explosion rocked the AlHussein touristy area in Cairo. An explosive device went off , injured at least 18 people, and killed at least 4, two of which are foreigners, and one of which is french. There are reports that a second, smaller bomb went  off an hour later,...

The Dilbert blog understands me completely when it comes to this "stimulus package" business: Our government is preparing to pass something called a stimulus package. According to the experts, this stimulus package won't directly stimulate much of anything in the short term, when we ne...