Wow. I just saw the below film starring Marion Cotillard for the first time when it finally came up in my Netflix cue. Can you imagine Katherine Hepburn doing an ass-to-mouth scene in a film following her Academy Award? We're living in the end days, people. And The AVN Life-Time Achievement Award Fo...

...Then Don't Complain When You Don't Receive Semper Fi OORAY! Greeting. Good God. We're only 50-plus days into the reign of TelePrompTer Christ Superstar. How do I get off this train wreck....

...Before White And Black America Will Have An Open And Honest Conversation About Race Led By Attorney General Eric "You're A Coward, So That's The End Of This Conversation" Holder "What are all these damn cowardly white people starring at me for? Hey, mister, don't you dare think that because your ...

The Man-Child appears to be unsure of what hand to raise to return a proper salute. The expression on the face of the helicopter pilot says it all: "What an arrogant primping turkey we've got for a president." Well, Obama, are you or are you not a socialist? "Well...hmmm...uh...well...let me just sa...

A Shit Storm Of Violence, Of Course! Damn, where's Mother Oprah when you need her? Mother Oprah would tell the people of Silver Spring, Maryland the hard truth. "Girlfriend, if a liberal kumbaya stop the violence Obama disciple hits you once, he'll hit you again. Don't ever go to a peace concert wit...

That crazy psycho art bitch Vanessa Beecroft is back... ...and in film this time. Damien Hirst And Matthew Barney Rip The Cynical Naked Breasts Off The Rich White Art Star Bitch a Postmodern Art Performance Piece Submitted to the Whitney Museum of America Art and the N.E.A. To Whom It May Concern: I...

The King of Merry Cherry Poppin' Child Molesters is back and has... ...oops...sorry...wrong photograph... ...there we go...I always get Michael Jackson's nose confused with the Gorilla Glue logo's nose... ...anyway, Michael Jackson is back for his final curtain call. Did you notice in Michael's pres...

Oh, man, the Brokeback Mountain girl is so broke and bankrupt that she's been forced to strip her clothes off for her latest starring role. Hopefully, Hollywood will get enough Plastic Surgery Stimulas Funds to help out desperate actresses like Michelle Williams enhance their pancake titties. No won...

The bashing of illegal alien murderers begins in... ...3...2...1...cue Fox News. Liberal mainstream media sympathy rituals for illegal alien murderers immediately follows on ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NBC & CNN. I never believed that Gary Condit murdered Chandra Levy. I mean, like, why would such an obvio...

In this masterful postmodern art video we have Annie Leibovitz pretending to be Yoko Ono pretending to be a distraught Chinese woman at an airport who has missed her flight. The whole point of this video has something to do with the gay marriage. There's a bullshit artist statement that COMPLETELY e...