In a continuation of my jokes forwarded from friends series, this one is from my most regular contributor Andy, who may have been thinking of our friend Mary when he forwarded it. Hee hee hee. Four Retired Guys Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida. They turned a corner ...

Hi there! Wondering where we've been? Sorry for the long absence. I don't usually talk a lot about myself in this blog, sticking with humor, but this once, I should try to explain where I've been. One of the things you never see behind a blog like this is the life of the person behind the blog. I've...

Now we've done it! After decades of hard work, we have finally surpassed Louisiana's record in political bumboozlery and allegedly confoundedly stupid greedy stupid behavior. As commented on at: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/09/borger.blagojevich/ whether they print it is up to them... Like mo...

Sometimes I write commentary and this is the time for commentary. I have been taking a little break, except for a brief review, and a joke or two, but now that the election is so close, I think it's time for me to say something definitive. I've mostly just made fun of Bush. As  comic, that's been f...

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,"How old was your husband?" "98," she replied."Two years older than me""So you're 96," the undertaker commented.She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:"An...

Things learned from real children - mostly boys: 1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowde...

Point-Counter-Point: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Welcome to Point-Counter-Point we have a huge and varied panel today and so I want to get right to our topic today and ask a question many Americans are asking: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road becau...

Everyone complains that today's kids aren't on the ball as much as yesterdays kids. Yet, here's some evidence that maybe they are smarter than some people think. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, w...

And now it's time for some nursery rhymes dressed up for today. These were forwarded by my friend TB and made SFW by me. I have also added a few. In some cases you can guess where I made the poem SFW, its pretty obvious. Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of por...

I don't often engage in post production reviews, but in the case of the Beverly Theatre Guild's one weekend production of Ken Ludwig's Moon Over Buffalo , the production was so fine, the acting so outrageous and sublime, that for the benefit of future audiences in the area who often have only a one ...