I’m Switzerland when it comes to the war between Healthy Choice and Lean Cuisine for freezer aisle supremacy. I’m not picking a side and I’m just watching the whole thing go down with a Totino’s Party Pizza on my lap. They just go back and forth, flinging combinations of ingr...

Its blueberry pancake batter covering makes the Jimmy Dean Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage Minis look like tiny, diseased Russet potatoes, but that’s not what’s most disturbing about this product. The color of the pancake’s interior, which is an infected purple shade that’s...

The banana split is a highlight of American dessert ingenuity and the ultimate dessert for those who want to give a big middle finger and a loud “fuck it” to their diets. A classic version of this ice cream dessert includes scoops of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream placed in ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. I don’t care what other people might say. Watching a grown man attempt to consume frozen doggie woggy and kitty cat treats and gag repeatedly on a video is entertainment ...

Do you ever look down at your lunch or dinner of pasta and bread and think to yourself, “Holy crap! How can I get the same excessive amounts of carbs I’m eating right now, but during breakfast?” Thanks to IHOP, you no longer need to wonder. Their new Loaded Country Hash Browns, alo...

The Terra Crinkles Yukon Gold Garlic Mashed Potato Chips tasted all right, but they disgusted me. The reason why I found these potato chips to be repulsive was because they committed flavor incest. And I’m not talking about the good kind of incest. I find it wrong when one potato product tries...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Human babies are cute. Clam babies in a can — not so cute. (via Eyunta) I want to know who the hell green lighted the idea for a new Street Fighter movie . I would like ...

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Jell-O shots can now be good for you , sorority girls everywhere rejoice! (via Gigi Reviews) Speaking of girls I have no chance with, I hate cheerleader movies because they re...

Death by Hello Kitty is not how I hope to leave this Earth, but the Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix has the power to make it happen with its 2,739 milligrams of sodium per package. Although that’s not how I imagined Hello Kitty would truly off me. I figure if Hello Kitty wanted to end me, she w...

I’m disappointed in the new Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Extra!, but not because of its taste. I’m disappointed by its use of the exclamation point, which is a symbol that expresses surprise, anger, pain and how hard you’re ROFL!!!!!! The use of the exclamation point has got me dism...