I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but holy shit, this latest trailer for “Star Trek” actually looks good. In fact, it looks so good I might even tell people I might go see this thing and not have them look at me like I’m a total loser who has never touched a gir...

Our Random Model of the Day is another Sports Illustrated hottie from London name Gerda-Marie Mare. According to her Sports Illustrated (South African edition) profile, our very attractive bikini model loves tennis, because she’s into chicks and chicks grunting as they chase those yellow balls...

You would be forgiven for thinking that “Terminator Salvation” was destined to suck the big suck. After all, it’s being directed by that guy who did “Charlie’s Angels”. You know, the movie with the retarded slow motions and crazy wire-fu that made absolutely no se...

Granted, there’s not a whole lot of clothing that Megan Fox WOULDN’T look good in, but this pair of jeans just … yeah, wow. She even looks good with that big honkin’, fugly Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm. Really, what the hell was she thinking getting that? Anyways, enough ...

It’s nice to be in a movie that wins every award imaginable at the Oscars. Or it seems that way for “Slumdog Millionaire”, a movie where the incredibly smoking hot Freida Pinto played the object of the leading character’s love, lust, and everything in between. And can you bla...

Hear that? That’s the weekend coming up on yer ass. Everybody loves the weekends, unless they’re weird. Like Mike in accounting. You know Mike. Always sitting there in his cubicle, crunching his numbers, never looking you in the eyes as you hand over your reports and tax receipts to him....

The sequel to “Transformers” is called “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. The Fallen is some kind of big ass robot. No, not Megatron, apparently, who I think bit the dust in the first movie. Or not. I only remember a lot of robot ass kicking and Megan Fox making chubbys h...

Emmy Rossum’s new movie “Dragonball: Evolution” is about a bunch of guys with weird hair and some green alien who are looking for glowing balls to throw at each other and it explodes or something. Look, I gave up following these crazy Japanese anime a long time ago. Anyways, the li...

Now I don’t know what Dolce & Gabanna is, or what they sell, but I do know this: they have great tastes in pitchwoman. Signing Scarlett Johansson to sell your product is definitely the way to go. Heck, I don’t have any money, and I still don’t know what the hell a Dolce &...

After a lot of research, International scientists using the magazine page turning method, have come to the conclusion that Australian model Krystal Forscutt is incapable of being smoking hot. This conclusion comes after many months of deliberation and painstaking research, in which our fearless nerd...