Like the old Life Cereal commerical (with a twist), the PartyofNoicans know they can reach out to The Politico's Mike Allen. "Let's get Mikey, he prints anything!" He was probably so excited, jumping with glee, that the cronies of the Bush Grindhouse gave him another meme to push, that Allen forgot ...

Holy Cow! If we were to bestow our "Ignorant Dolt of the Week" , on Chuck Norris, Glenn Beck, and the gang at Restore The Republic , we would have to retire it. Or, otherwise, endure crippled fingers, being fed intraveniously, while writing a never-ending post. Norris, in his "I may run for presiden...

It's nice, David Frum, that you drew out your slingshot, and fired some rocks at The Cheeseburger That Sweats , especially knowing that the Flying Monkeys and Dittoheads will, likely, be sending you some nasty, vile vibes back at you. Or that anyone in the PartyofNoicans would get behind you with it...

Rush Limbaugh as Frank Sinatra/Major Bennett Marco? No, I don't think so ... Not in a million years, and all the CGI you can generate. Kevin Hassett, on Bloomberg today, has a column calling President Obama "The Manchurian Candidate" , because, after all, Obama has launched a War on Business and is ...

Considering they, as an organization, aided, abetted, and otherwise supported, the sexual (and mental) abuse of minors, this, doesn't necessarily, come as a surprise; Vatican defends Brazil excommunication A senior Vatican cleric has defended the excommunication of the mother and doctors of a nine-y...

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Another lost day for The Garlic ... We'll leave with, probably, the best post of the day. Perhaps, you're one of the less-than-handful that hasn't seen, heard, of been told about the Jon Stewart riff on CNBC (and his follow-up comments on Letterman ) . Will Bunch of Attytood was just as impressed, b...

News broke today that former first mother, err, First Lady Barbara Bush underwent heart surgery yesterday . It was said to repair one part of her aorta, after hardening was found, and she was experiencing shortness of breath. Hmmmm ... One could have diagnosed her hard heart, back during Hurricane K...

When I espied this post yesterday, I was hoping to find something else, that, perhaps an editor had made a clumsy attempt to create an alluring headline. But it wasn't. Instructed to curtail crushing red tape, guards watched girl die in her cell Court transcripts obtained by The Globe reveal staff i...