“Hey Octo-mom, it’s a womb not a clown car!� HILARIOUS quote floating around out there....

Now, now... Simmer down. Everyone is bustin' on Amber Rose and Kayne West. I think they look good together. She is bright and flashy, that's true but she has look all her own and she definitely gets herself noticed....

Hilarious. Check out the side eye Zahara is giving the paparazzi. She is going to be something else in a few years....

Christina Ricci looks like a dirty girl in desperate need of a shampoo. That hair looks filthy! Can you imagine what it smells like? Nasty....

Lily Allen about to board a plane to Japan. Don't you usually look like that after a long flight? In any event, Lily doesn't care and I kind of like that....

NSFW! Ew! Looks like Nicolette Sheridan has a little extra stuff there. I suppose they come in all sizes and shapes. It just looks to me like that could rub the wrong way or something. Anyway, enjoy!...

Gisele Bundchen has a suspicious looking sore on her top lip. And you know what that means. Didn't she just marry Tom Brady? I can't keep all these manly looking models straight. In any event they say herpes outbreaks are brought on by stress. Maybe married life ain't all it's cracked up to be, Gise...

Baby Bronx looks surprised. Maybe because his parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson keep him under wraps for the most part. And that is refreshing....

Wow. What to say, what to say? I suppose it's all been said already so I'll just leave this Beyonce picture alone....

Violet Affleck was always a ray of smiling sunshine. Now she looks a little sad sometimes. Not always.... just once in a while. I guess it must be tough being a big sister. Jennifer Garner looks fab after just having a baby.... And Ben Affleck always looks so grumpy!...