March 11, 2009
The rain is cold and very wet. It is also much needed. And, perhaps the cold and wet day has also dampened other things. Hopefully I can be vague enough to not reveal identities and yet specific enough to speak to the issue. God himself knows that there are certainly enough examples, so protecting i...
Walking The Beat
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Ted Elmore
at 9:48 PM
I have a lot of respect for Pastor David Wilkerson. I'm inspired by his moving to New York in the late 1950s to minister to gang members and drug addicts, a story recounted in The Cross and the Switchblade. I also admire his current activities, serving as a pastor of Times Square Church in NYC. ...
Boundless Line
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Ted Slater
at 3:16 PM
March 10, 2009
It looked like a cool movie, the kind of dark action flick to which I find myself drawn. So, as a matter of course, I looked up the review on Plugged In Online. The plot seems intriguing, the characters seem multi-dimensional, the film itself (director, actors, cinematography, etc.) is no doubt of h...
Boundless Line
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Ted Slater
at 3:38 PM
...You see a Rosetta Stone commercial and you instantly go online to see who the big tittied spokesmodel is. Every time I see a Rosetta Stone commercial I say, "Are they selling a program or are they trying to give me wood?" Duh Muthafucka, I guess the obvious answer is both. They're not dummies. Bu...
THE VELVET FACTOR
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TED VELVET
at 3:04 PM
Cognitive dissonance is something I deal with, from time to time strongly. I can see how it could build to the point where I'd have to make a radical decision: change my mind or change my faith. Boundless author Suzanne Hadley keys in on this tension in today's featured articleover on Boundless Webz...
Boundless Line
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Ted Slater
at 1:45 PM
Is it Velma or Thelma? I'm too fucking lazy to look it up. But Ms. smarty pants finally fucks up and kills the old grounds keeper. I particularly like Scooby licking up the blood.Shaggy can't hack it....
THE VELVET FACTOR
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TED VELVET
at 9:45 AM
I've been screaming about this for some time but every day there is more and more proof that chimps, apes, monkeys and what have you's are all getting smarter and plotting to cast aside their shackles and overthrow their human masters. The latest proof is a chimpanzee in a zoo in Sweden called "Sant...
THE VELVET FACTOR
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TED VELVET
at 8:00 AM
March 09, 2009
Stolen from Buzzfeed. Weeping bunnies, distraught Oompa Loompa's and a 400 pound tranny wearing fishnets strapped to a gurney. That's what an average night's dream is for Ted. Everynight a huge cross dresser dies in my dreams. That's why I stay up late...don't want to see the crying bunnies anymore....
THE VELVET FACTOR
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TED VELVET
at 1:43 PM
My band played the other night in Springfield and it went alright. We were good and had some fun but the crowd was kind of strange, a little hot and cold plus the owner kept telling us to turn the volume down which fucks everything else up, Guys can't hear each other and frustration sets in a little...
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TED VELVET
at 12:55 PM
March 08, 2009
A new study reveals that intelligence and longevity go hand in hand. If you're a stupid idiot with a slow, chewed gum brain, expect to kick fairly young. If on the hand you're quick witted with excellent physical reaction time, then there's a good chance you'll outlive a trove of dipshits. Now it st...
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