Hello darlings. As my longtime readers and fans know, I have only contempt for the silly trinket known as The Oscar, which is why in a movie career that spanned the silents and the talkies, I have never been nominated for one. The Academy respected my contempt, and never nominated me, which is more ...

Hello darlings. On Survivor, the contestants have always proclaimed loftily that they are there to win a million dollars, as though greed were something of which to be proud. I am still waiting for at least one female contestant to show a little honesty, and admit that she is really there to lose we...

Hello darlings. When the Oscar nominations were announced, one thing was clear; The Oscars are trying to lose viewers. Paul Blart: Mall Cop has already grossed more than all 5 Best Picture nominees combined. I understand that The Oscars are not supposed to be a popularity contest. That's why I never...