We’re sad to report that Chris Brown will no longer be taking part in the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. Alright, more relieved than sad. If Chris Brown can allegedly punch Rihanna because she threw some car keys out a window, then God knows what’d happen if Justin Timberlake squ...

As the whole world knows by now, we love our cannon games. And that’s why we love Contrast Cannon. Even if it does make our brains hurt a bit. Here’s how Contrast Cannon works: you’ve got two cannons - one white on black and the other black on white - in two halves of the screen. Each half of ...

First the good news - after months of endless faffing, American Idol has finally started eliminating finalists. Now for the bad news. Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night. Jasmine Murray also got the boot, but it’s the loss of Jorge Nuñez that stung the most. Not because ...

Oh readers, we can’t tell how long we’ve waited for this day - the day that Hayden Panettiere became a genuine stroppy mare. We knew she had it in her, sure. But now it’s here and, lord, it is beautiful. How much of a stroppy mare is Hayden Panettiere? Only stroppy enough to try an...

The alleged Chris Brown/ Rihanna fight started with a booty text - OK, a confusing hatred of women and a booty text. But who sent it? Some said it was Kim Kardashian, who liked Chris Brown because her bottom is large and dense enough to absorb most violent attacks. Some said it was Paris Hilton, bec...

The Fairy Flag is a Clan MacLeod heirloom, one that is said to have fairy origins. The Fairy Flag is said to be a magical artifact that is held by the MacLeod Clan and held at Dunvegan Castle on the Isle of Skye, Scotland. For more information and accounts of the Fairy Flag please read our previous ...

This past week, the Energy and Environment Subcommittee of the new US Congress held its first hearing on the use of offsets within a future carbon regime, presumably within the cap and trade variety of such a regime. As anybody should be able to surmise from reading my byline, my past blogs, or doin...

They're free, they're small, why don't you play them all? I think more major releases should be accompanied by browser-based mini-game teasers. It's a relatively cheap way of getting some viral exposure, and - well - it generates a fair bit of good will. Here are two examples available this week. Th...

Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year’s soul-destroying live finals. So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to...

10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? - Image 9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it - Colombiareports 8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a ’spot the bastard’ contest - Holymoly 7 - Well, hey, turns out that s...