We’re sad to report that Chris Brown will no longer be taking part in the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. Alright, more relieved than sad. If Chris Brown can allegedly punch Rihanna because she threw some car keys out a window, then God knows what’d happen if Justin Timberlake squ...

As the whole world knows by now, we love our cannon games. And that’s why we love Contrast Cannon. Even if it does make our brains hurt a bit. Here’s how Contrast Cannon works: you’ve got two cannons - one white on black and the other black on white - in two halves of the screen. Each half of ...

First the good news - after months of endless faffing, American Idol has finally started eliminating finalists. Now for the bad news. Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night. Jasmine Murray also got the boot, but it’s the loss of Jorge Nuñez that stung the most. Not because ...

Oh readers, we can’t tell how long we’ve waited for this day - the day that Hayden Panettiere became a genuine stroppy mare. We knew she had it in her, sure. But now it’s here and, lord, it is beautiful. How much of a stroppy mare is Hayden Panettiere? Only stroppy enough to try an...

The alleged Chris Brown/ Rihanna fight started with a booty text - OK, a confusing hatred of women and a booty text. But who sent it? Some said it was Kim Kardashian, who liked Chris Brown because her bottom is large and dense enough to absorb most violent attacks. Some said it was Paris Hilton, bec...

Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year’s soul-destroying live finals. So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to...

10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? - Image 9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it - Colombiareports 8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a ’spot the bastard’ contest - Holymoly 7 - Well, hey, turns out that s...

The thing we like best about Dancing On Ice, other than the fact that it’s nearly over, is the weekly Torvill and Dean routine. Really, we honestly love it. It doesn’t matter what they do, Torvill and Dean always deliver. Like on Sunday’s show, for instance, Torvill and Dean’...

If you’re a 14-year-old girl with an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson, we have two pieces of news for you. One: don’t worry, you’ll grow out of it soon. Two: you should probably start practising how to make your eyes all big and haunted, because mimicking Dakota Fanning has just...

Say whatever you like about Guy Ritchie, but never suggest that he doesn’t like women with stupid accents. Because that’s incontestable fact. Until recently Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna, whose bizarre mid-Atlantic accent made her sound exactly like Lloyd Grossman choking on grape s...