From the Big Chief Tablet Project (Swear Jar Inc on Flickr). Big Chief, my ass!...

Cam~phone snap of two doodles. Mary Jeys is doing a thing-a-day, and the thing she is doing is doodling. I’m doing my own thing, and that’s doodling a cock a day. I’ll keep on doodling cocks till I’m bored with cocks....

My wallet, it would seem, I’ll not recover. I only keep the one credit card, so I am going to monitor charges over the next few days and hope that nothing untoward shows up, working on the assumption that someone helped himself to the $200 and ditched the wallet. If a charge I didn’t mak...

History has not been kind to the cheese ball. Early on, this classic party food earned an ugly reputation it’s been mostly unable to shake – an orange softball filled with garish industrial cheeses, smacking of an untraceable sweetness and coated with stale, often soggy, nuts. Not exactly food t...

This is not for everybody (she says, blustering just a bit, working a little too hard at crafting an image of One Who Is ‘In the Know’, the priestess of high hip mysteries). It was the first installment of Tracy Hinshaw’s Sister Smackdown series that got me started on my latest pup...

In the hard-on hope of injecting a shot of levity into the exchange concerning the tossing of books, I offer two incidents from the life of Ryan. Time: Circa 1974. Place: Dallas, Texas. I’d loaned my paperback copy of One Hundred Years of Solitude to my friend Lee, who, after reading it, sough...

“Where there’s a hard-on, there’s hope. Where there’s hope, there’s a hard-on.” (Jonathan Martin, June 27, 2008.)...

Twice within the past week here at clusterflock I have alluded to the Piggly-Wiggly. (These references may be found here and here.) For the benefit of readers outside the US of A (and for readers in those thirty-one of the forty-eight contiguous United States of America not possessed of a Piggly-Wig...

After many years of Privilege [d. Peter Watkins, 1966] only being available in low quality “grey market” video versions, Universal Studios has finally allowed Oliver Groom at Project X Distribution to release the film on DVD in Canada and the USA. Oliver will be releasing the DVD in conj...

But I’m too tender-hearted. You know, where I live the garbage dumpsters are inside this cute little shed. And just twenty minutes ago, out I went to the shed with a bag of garbage slung over my shoulder. Walked into the shed and commenced to hoist and heave when I looked down into the one dum...