The 90s were a decade in which hecklerspray spent most of its time picking food off of dead cats under parental supervision. The things we were picking off them were typically ice cream, maraschino cherries and large dollops of whipped cream. Our father was a dinnerware-themed taxidermist, you see, ...

Usually when hecklerspray attends job interviews with a resume in-hand, the interviewers ask us things like “That thar piece a paper say you know how to dig graves?” Which it doesn’t - and it never has. For years the only thing our resume has had printed on it are the words me, wor...

As Moses gingerly led his people through thousands of deserts over the course of 40 or so years, it was with an incredibly important purpose. And that purpose wasn’t so much to rescue Jehovah’s favourite people from a life of impoverished slavery as it was to have an ancient religion for...

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Normally in this column...

Sean Diddy Puffy Poof Combs is a true suburbs-hardened gangster with millions of dollars up his sleeves and several guns built right into his arms. We mean literally built right in, too - it makes him feel bionic or something. Originally he was supposed to use the arm-guns to fight crime, but now th...

In the eighties we pretty much plagiarised the crap out of everything JRR Tolkien ever wrote. Well, we say “plagiarised” loosely. We certainly stole most of his characters, themes and settings, but we made them better by including several direct references to Samuel L Jackson (Frodo keep...

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Surely everybody is pre...

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Some people say they...

Although in 1995 India was a barren wasteland where nothing had ever lived, by 1996 billions of bums had moved in and turned it into a sort of poverty-themed Disneyland. Tourists love it - and it’s the perfect setting for that Slum Dog Millionaire movie, don’t you think? You don’t ...

What we like most about the new administration doesn’t have to do with change, but that our 20-year-old petition for a Lando Calrissian Star Wars spin-off may finally get some White House backing. Seriously, our script has been yellowing in our closet. Lucas doesn’t know a good thing whe...