I was always sedentary, inside and outside, Whether physical or philosophical,In good health or out, And I expect I'll still be stone cold still and unexcited When I'm laid to rest in that quiet dismal cemeteryOut there amid the monuments, Where it's doubtful I'll be happy Cohabiting that gumbo soil...

All you vampires go drain the blood out of a cow and leave me alone today, I'm tired and I'm busy, too--don't you wonder with what?! Possibly with erectile proficiency and sadistic professions of attraction to beautiful distant female cousins, but that would be telling. I strive to protect you from ...

One reason I have to despise the goddamn stupid Followers Gadget that Blogger has introduced is that I discovered it reveals information about me that I thought was clearly "hidden". They give everyone a chance to pick and choose which of our blogs will be shown or hidden when others view our Profil...

At exactly what moment Should I have said, "I will do BETTER Despite how bad things are?" Can I get that moment back? I have my doubts; Everyone is afraid of going back.It's a great bold self-deluding conceit That we'd do anything very different Or that anything would turn out different enough to ma...

I don't care if Rachel Maddow is a self-proclaimed lesbian, I'd like to snuggle with her in the back seat of a car on a very cold night. We could keep our clothes on. Unless one of us had very bad breath or couldn't stop farting, I think it'd be very pleasant--I could tell her how much I like her an...

Wikipedia remarks, "The last recordings Joplin completed were "Mercedes Benz" and a birthday greeting for John Lennon ("Happy Trails", composed by Dale Evans) on October 1, 1970. Lennon, whose birthday was October 9, later told Dick Cavett that her taped greeting arrived at his home after her death....

(Dedicated to some I knew, whether male or female) What would I do if somebody called And said you were dead?There’s accidents all around And plenty of diseases that go unbound, Not to mention mordant murdersThat come to us, that deeply strive, Out of the soft sweet blue—It could happen, but. Wh...

I don't care if I am an Old Fart these days. I might lose half my friends for saying this, but I am glad that LOL is a phrase that is always abbreviated. I say that because it's such a goddamn stupid and uninspired kind of remark that I figure it's better to not spell it out and to get it over with ...

On January 18 in the post, HOBGOBLINS, I worried whether I'd ever remember to replace the bulb for my bedroom night light. Praise Gosh, It's just the kind of bulb we all used to use in the "big" Xmas tree strings, though it's not colored, and it fits in the bottom portion of a regular lamp. I finall...

It's been a long time since I said much about Blogger over here (as opposed to what's in my "Most Frequent Blogger Questions". Blogger has been working with this new feature in their "Blogger in draft", but now the feature, "Export/Import" is available in YOUR blog (if you have the orange icon). For...