The temperature in hell must have fallen a few degrees considering I’m about to say that many “critics,” especially on the web, have to be more professional. This from a guy who counts tit shots in horror films, has a desktop background of a skeleton wearing a suit fist pumping the...

After about the same amount of coverage as the 2008 Election, by now you should have a pretty good idea of what went into this Watchmen movie, what everyone thinks of it, and how many stitches are Silk Spectre II’s underwear (the answer is zero, she doesn’t wear any).  All of that effor...

Aliester Crowley is a strange fellow.  To most Americans, he’s probably just that guy you heard about when LonelyGirl15 was cool and you heard something about sperm being involved with that jazz.  Across the pond, in Britain, he’s something akin to the ultimate boogeyman, an evil, evil...

If I were to be kind to myself, I’d say that I was passionate about my likes.  If I were to be honest, I’d say I’m a rabid pit bull about the things I’m excited by and will, without hesitation, flip through the air and utterly destroy those who ruin said things.  Verbally, ...

Who listens to the Watchmen? We do. For hours. You can’t deny the massive marketing push behind this comic adaptation, but if you think you’ve seen a lot, you ain’t seen nothin yet. In the middle of pirating videos, infiltrating sets, and press screenings, we were tugged aside and ...

If I were prone to judge books DVDs by their covers, I would have thought that Trackman was like a cool Russian homage to My Bloody Valentine or, at the very least, a slasher movie about a big lumbering bad dude with a penchant for pickaxing his way through humans.  As I do actually judge DVDs by t...

We’re a week out from The Wrestler being shafted for Best Original Song this year - hell, it wasn’t even nominated, which is bullshit.  It got me thinking though - where have the awesome original songs gone?  I’m not talking about songs that are loosely written about the film or ...

Back on January 13th, Lionsgate released the classic slasher film and recent remake fodder My Bloody Valentine on a special edition disc that included “lost” footage that had never been seen before.  Having been away from the film for years and never really having loved it, I decided th...

In approaching this film late and just now getting around to the review, I had two very good reasons.  First, I am rather lazy and second, this movie could easily have been ten tons of steaming fecal matter.  How is one supposed to react when they’re approached with a cinematic goth opera ab...

Perhaps no other film in recent memory has been as hotly debated and anticipated amongst such a small group of people. For a certain subset of the world, Watchmen is to many the Holy Grail of comics, the drawn art elevated to its absolute peak. Watchmen is so respected that it has even been listed a...