I just watched last year's much-hyped Swedish vampire pre-teen drama, Let the Right One In. The biggest impression it left on me is that Mariah Carey better fucking be cast as Eli in the forthcoming English language version. For you see...     ...Mariah, too, is eternally 12. I thoug...

It was just clear that Isabella wasn't performing. And by "wasn't performing" I mean "wasn't having seizures." Whatever. She was cast for a reason, you know? Picking right up from yesterday... 17. Tahlia   Ugh, this bitch. Look, no one's saying that burns ma...

I hope that this video compilation of news reports featuring detailing the places Jesus and the Virgin Mary have shown up just in the past year (A cinnamon-bun blot! In some salsa! Fishsticks!) becomes the most-viewed video in the history of the Internet because damn it, it deserves it. Oh Jesus, th...

It started with this:   I was going over some of the images I had collected for this post and I happened to glance at the last still of this gif in my Finder preview: My first thought was:   My second was: it's good to be back. I'm speaking relatively when I say "back,"...

...alleging, implying or sending condolences regarding the fact that I've quit this blog, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do. I thought my last post was explicit, but I guess not so allow me to be: I'm taking a BREAK that's TEMPORARY and I'...

There will be no Real World post today or maybe ever again, I'm kinda sad to say. I have to take a break from this blog for a little bit. At least, that's what I think. I'll see if my insane sense of obligation makes that even possible. Basically, it's like this: I've had an oppo...

The cat's out of the bag...   ...and into a pair of hot pants. Meow! [Note: Sorry for the delay on this. Shit came up, namely exhaustion.] Before I get to the meat (or really, lack thereof) of this episode, I just want to shoot a few bullet points out of my reconstructed genitalia: - I lov...

The only way Bobby Brown, Johnny Gill and Ralph Tresvant's Heads of State concert at last night's Nokia Theater in New York could have been better is if it were a complete disaster. I went in there thrilled at the prospect of seeing Bobby (Johnny and Ralph are great, too, but they alone or e...

God bless yuh. Yeah, color me shockedd but it was not a thing making it through the entire three-and-a-half-hour show. For one, a lot of the performances were actually good (audio issues aside, "Swagga Like Us" was monumental enough to almost justifying all the bragging; Wayne and Thicke&#...

The big event of last night?   All Chet (and ugh, Scott!) and no queer makes The Real World Brooklyn a dull show. :( Seriously! There wasn't even a Ryan gif to lead this thing with! I mean, this is the best I could come up with: Granted, Ryan's adorability was reduced this week after h...