So, I love you. I really do. You ensure that I'm clean on an almost daily basis and that I get a fairly warm meal. And you're one hell of a baby laxative. And that's the only reason I would......

I've been attempting to decode my daughter's cryptic messages for months now. "I'm wanting something cold and tasty and sweet" she'll say, boring holes through the freezer with her little brown eyes. At dinner she'll often tell me she has......

Courtesy of Her Bad Mother [Damn those Canadians give weird baby gifts]...

Considering sex is hardly a convenient activity these days, adding condoms into the mix shouldn't make it that much more complicated.And yet, the whining. Oh the whining.As you know, I've left the birth control situation up to my husband, since......

While I was away last week, my in-laws came down to watch the kids and brought with them a bevvy of gifts, including the mother lode of shitty candy, a couple of porcelain ballerina dolls for Quinlan and a Mac......

While I might be pretty damn foul-mouthed and controversial, I don't curse in front of my kids. And I don't talk about vibrators in daily conversation. Usually, at least. But based on my "introduction" for my panel at the Mom......

One of the many nice things about staying in a super swanky hotel in a ridiculously gihugic penthouse suite, other than all your friends running into celebrities (even ones with their hookers at least that's what Devra and Sarah said......

I'm headed South and West this morning to meet up with some of my favorite peeps at Mom 2.0, which means crazed debauchery and in depth dildo discussions.That was the actual title for our session but "It's the end of......

I can understand that the sight of a boob while you're enjoying your 99 cent breakfast might be less than appetizing. You worked hard for that sunny side up egg with a side of cheesy grits and ham hock, and......

The kindergarten enrollment for my daughter's current school is on Friday. The last time I checked it was still February, which means it's a solid six months before school actually starts. Again. Hell, I didn't even have my college application......