The Untold Story of the World’s Biggest Diamond Heist. The man who made off with up to $100 million in gems tells how he did it. * Eight scientists who became their own guinea pigs. Because even professional experimental subjects have their limits. * Make your own Daft Punk remix with the iDaf...

He said... Want a quickie?She said... As opposed to what? He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said... You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter wh...

We have the standard 6ft. Fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tra...

Farts are ALWAYS funny. The most valuable thing we have is time. Here are some great thoughts about how to value your time. The Rise and Fall of the Nazi Dinosaurs. The government's Homeowner Affordability and Stability Plan is supposed to help up to 9 million people lower their mortgage payments. A...

Just the other day, I thought about how neato my basement would look with a laboratory set up like Dr. Frankenstein, with beakers and burners and electrical gadgets. Now Wired has a how-to video on just that! They don’t make chemistry sets like they used to — no more uranium or explosive...

The entire city council loses it and cannot conduct business when some kid uses a fart machine. There’s no indication of what city it is, but they moved to recess in order to regain composure. Link...

Just your typical friendly Canadian. Do not skip the ending! (via Unique Daily)...

#10Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”Caddy: “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long.” #9Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of ...

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job prospects. "Well," says the priest, "there's a good chance that I'll be the next bishop, maybe within the next couple of years." "Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?" "Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could become Arc...

Don’t you just love this warm piece of fleece roadkill? Also available in possum, skunk, squirrel, fox, and beaver. Link -via Unique Daily...