When Kanye West was a kid his mother must've given him a big, shiny trophy for taking a piss, a collection of medals for finishing dinner and eight million gold stars for brushing his teeth.Today he records a few albums, dates a stripper, wears questionable eye wear and thinks... ...read full story...

The possible porn star with the busy body uterus (two things that should never be a combo deal) Nadya Suleman is surrounded by jealousy.Nope, no green-eyed stares from Angelina Jolie (much to her dismay), instead it's her six bratty kids who are already envious of the eight new additions,... ...read...

Why can't Lily Allen and Perez Hilton kiss and make up already? They scratch each other's crusted, fame-whoring backs on a near daily basis. She feeds him ridiculous soundbites and he posts them. She needs him, he needs her.They should be swigging martinis and skipping into the sunset together,... ....

Etta James now says the whole Obama-has-big-ears-and-Beyoncé-is-gonna-get-an-ass- whupping tirade, was just a silly, harmless joke."I didn't really mean anything," she told the New York Daily News. "Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude. ... That's probably what wen...

Kevin Federline certainly is a high-maintenance and whiny ex-trophy wife! Sean Preston and Jayden James were two of his most strategic and expensive investments, and g-dangit, he's fixin' to get what he deserves. He and Ivanna Trump would have a fantastic time comparing notes. It's the art of the de...

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you Alan Cumming. But it's your fault our legs are burning from an entire cup of spit-out coffee.Alan decided to give a party reporter from New York magazine a really classy quote incorporating  politics, current events, anatomy and science at Russell James' Port...

The Gay Times wondered how on Earth they were going to make their newest cover girl Lily Allen marketable to the gay community. So what to do? Settle for a lame, Girls Gone Wild: College Edition type quote. This is what they got for us:"I did once snog identical......

Can't wait to see what Mr. Big does to mess it all up this time! News came that a "Sex And The City" sequel is indeed in the works. So that's why piercing shrieks of suburban housewives across the country jerked me out of my normally peaceful Zen morning......

Pornography martyrs Joe Francis and Larry Flynt are complaining that tough economic times are causing men to spend less money jerking off. This is heartbreaking (and sort of hard to believe).So naturally, it's time to make a trip to Washington and ask Congress to help "rejuvenate the sexual appetite...

Damn! Don't you hate when nosy reporters ask you personal questions, tape record the answers, and print it in their little magazines or whatnot? And then you try to deny it a few years later and look sort of silly because there's like physical proof? Like, literally, staring up......