Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

This is the worst pic from that night and it's still pretty hot. In Touch (March 23, 2009) has a fresh theory that Madonna is interested in appearing youthful. I'm surprised they could piece it together even before she showed up dressed as her own daughter (pictures that I found adorable, BT...

In St. Lucie, I spent time talking with the team’s top prospects, who set up inside Tradition Field to sign autographs and talk with fans. To watch the three-minute video of me talking with Dylan Owen, Reese Havens, Ike Davis and Brad Holt, who had more faith in my ability to hit 80 mph on the...

BMI's Dan Gainor has a great column on the Fox Forum about the silence around "global cooling." This is the winter of environmentalists’ discontent. They desperately want the earth to be warming to prove Al Gore’s truth inviolate and they are going to make you pay thousands of dollars ...

In a post to his blog for Newsday, Jim Baumbach says he noticed Mets assistant GM Tony Bernazard recently discussed free-agent C Pudge Rodriguez in El Nuevo Día. According to Baumbach, Bernazard said: “Some of us wished we could have him with us, but the truth is that we have two ca...

We all know that Lars Ulrich is an angry man. He’s so angry that drumkits literally weep when they know he is nearby. But Lars Ulrich isn’t alone when it comes to being angry. Oh no, he is part of a band called Metallica with three other angry middle aged balding men. Maybe their belts are o...

Being a technical presenter, I've often run up against the issue of how to present code snippets. The easiest route is to simply cut-and-paste into your presentation software. However, such code is basically unreadable: it's hard to get indentation correct, and the lack of syntax highlighting makes ...

The last month has been interesting for the Google Earth-is-a-national-security-threat set: First, the DC Naval Observatory--home to the Vice President--emerged from several years of obscurity to appear in high-res glory the week of the inauguration, arousing suspicion that Dick Cheney was behind th...

If my dick were as large in relation to my leg as this image (at left) seems to imply, I would not need Andrew Christian's new Show-It underwear  for "maximum frontal" display. I tried his ass-enhancing undies and they really dug into my legs. For the pain they didn't work. I...

The Mets beat the O’s, 9–8, today in Tradition Field. Rene Rivera won the game with walk-off, 460–foot home run, which landed way, way up in the middle of the center-field scoreboard. Casey Fossum and Brandon Knight let up the bulk of the Mets runs, getting hit hard and falling vic...